Some Bachelor

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[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

Looks like I'm back to being the shameless bastard that I am.

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

Tonight starts the night where my friends hate me

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

Can the phrase "size matters" mean big or small?

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

Where are the fat bitches

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

0 is the amount of fucks I give

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

If I was a black woman, I would definitely get the paw print tattoo on the inside of my breast

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

Sunglasses are the ultimate boob starring tool #mammaries

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

I think I smoked a whole pack last night

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

Why is this on my Netflix?

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

To get girls all you have to do is not be yourself.

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

Going full John Ham tonight

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

God is begging me to day drink right now. #sunsoutgunzout

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

I'm about to go Pee Wee Herman on ACT OF VALOR @charliesheen #SEALS #AMERICA

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

I'm giving up buying drinks for girls I don't have a shot with for #lent

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

I just hate when my mom shows me these embarrassing pictures.

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

Just watching sports and growing mustaches

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

Get it in the morning like Alonzo... Shit its already noon. Let's call it a nooner

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

Disregard my last tweet. I obviously become a complete retard when I'm drunk. #its5oclocksomewhere

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

How I know when I was bored in class: my notes are in cursive or left-handed

[Some Bachelor @bachelor_becuz]

I consider myself a master in the art of Eye Fucking