The Bachelor Roasts

slightly spicy roasting of the bachelor/the bachelorette/BIP. follow for mediocre (often delayed) live tweeting

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You know who wouldn't be hurling petty insults tonight? #TheBachelorette #MenTellAll

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does anyone else kinda feel bad for Rachel after all these rejections? like every single week she says she wants to quit!! #Bachelorette

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“I may be Clayton The Bachelor but I still have my struggles and insecurities” 😪 omg guys hes SeNSiTiVe😭 #TheBachelor

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HOT TAKE but why should any woman have to be loyal to a man who she’s never met before? kicking Cassidy off for literally just FaceTiming a guy in the days preceding her season is…an interesting thing to get mad at and should say a LOT about Clayton honestly

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I’m sorry when did The Bachelor start casting middle schoolers?? These girls are all so immature #bachelorabc #thebachelor

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Victoria just fucking sucks lol #thebachelor

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Bachelor producers right now #TheBachelorABC #thebachelor

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you can just tell all these girls want Victoria to just shut the hell up but they know if they cross her she’ll literally bully them #TheBachelor #Bachelor

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anyone else REALLY not vibing with the shaming of sex work???? #TheBachelor #Bachelor

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Victoria is the poster child for what gaslighting sounds like #TheBachelor #Bachelor

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I miss the loyalty of the bros on the bachelorette these girls are just the epitome of toxic to each other #TheBachelor #Bachelor

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the girls insulting Sarah for leaving when her dad is literally dying??? says waaay more about them than it does about her...#TheBachelor #Bachelor

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Quarentine bachelorette honestly sucks I can’t believe “the floor is lava” is considered to be significant enough to show on camera 😩 #Bachelorette

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MY NEW WORD “SMOKE SHOW.....” THESE GUYS HAVE SOME FUCKING AUDACITY LOL #bachelorette #thebachlorette

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If you took a shot every time you heard the phrase “here for the right reasons” and “grown ass man” you’d be blackout drunk lol #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

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@BachelorLady THANK YOU

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@BachelorChirps Unfortunately I go to school with a bunch of pretentious MA college kids and this is accurate

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you know Bennett has these bumper stickers #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

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I’m from Massachusetts and Bennett is SUCH an example of an entitled Boston bitch boy lol #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

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@yagurl70185510 It’s honestly kinda pathetic 🤣🤣🤣

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Notice how we know NOTHING about Dale because all Clare talks about is herself in the interviews #TheBachelorette

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@yagurl70185510 it’s just a little sus to me...

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Clare Crawley theory: Clare made a fake Instagram account - which she basically admitted to in her interview with Chris she said she followed guys “on the down low” - and DMed Dale from it and they met up before the show but they never talked on their main accounts. #bachelorette