bachelor bitch

my tweets may be gold but my vagine is platinum

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

YOU COULDA HAD A BAD BITCH #TheBachelorette

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

my cynicism leaving my body watching Brandon & Serene’s proposal #BachelorInParadise

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

evolution of this Johnny/Victoria/Greg interview #BachelorInParadise

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

#BachelorVote Bailey

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

“I fear that I’m not good enough for Blake” ???? #BacheloretteABC

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

preparing to watch Blake propose #TheBachelorette #BacheloretteABC

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

live footage of me this entire breakup #BacheloretteABC

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

“can we talk?” #BacheloretteABC

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

being forced to root for Blake Moynes #BacheloretteABC

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

Blake is that ex that triple texts “I miss u” at 3 AM and Venmos you 1 cent just to “check in.” I said what I said. #TheBachelorette

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

me screaming at Tayshia for giving BLAKE AND ED roses and sending JOE AND JORDAN AND CHASEN HOME?? #TheBachelorette

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

Dale after producers came to take Zac’s suitcase #TheBachelorette

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

Clare every time a guy says a single negative thing about Dale #TheBachelorette

[Shelby @Shelby_Delaine]

Clare continuing to bring up Dale with the other guys
#TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

[Meredith Pritchard @merpritchard]

YOU’RE GIVING NO MOM,
UP YOUR I’M GIVING
DREAM UP YOURS
#TheBachelor

[Maggie Trabucco @maggietrabucco]

If you were to board a flight tomorrow, would your primary concern be A) COVID-19 or B) the fact that an individual with Peter Weber’s decision making ability could be operating the aircraft?

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

*Peter and Victoria #TheBachelor

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

rom-coms are like “oh no one fight that could have been easily prevented by talking to each other is going to ruin our entire relationship!!! ah nevermind we resolved it by saying We Are In Love without addressing our underlying communication issues. we’ll never fight again :)))”

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

BRING! HER! HOME! #TheBachelor

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

bachelor producers deciding whether to make another season about virginity #TheBachelor

[reality steph🌹 @realitybysteph]

me to peter every episode: #TheBachelor

[bachelor bitch @bachelorbitchh]

Hannah showing up constantly on Peter’s dates #TheBachelor @YouNetflix