Becca

Your Favorite Fake Bachelorette.

[Arie @TheFakeBachelor]

Shout out to all the guys out there that have been watching this show with their mom since they were 20. #TheBachelorette

[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

*Left without further comment*

[Arie @TheFakeBachelor]

If you Then you don’t
Don’t Love Deserve
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[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

🚨🚨🚨🚨HE’S HERE FOR THE WRONG REASONS. 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨

[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

We all need a man that smells good, tbh.

[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

Creep. https://t.co/lZ1lx6yD1v

[Arie @TheFakeBachelor]

This sounds like a challenge, tbh. https://t.co/R6fItdlJcn

[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

I’m ready to find love. #TheBachelorette

[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

Annaliese: “I’m scared I will never find love.”
Producers with pamphlets fanned out in from of them: “Can we interest you in the Bachelor Winter Games? Or if you’re looking for something a little more exotic, can we suggest Bachelor in Paradise?”
#TheBachelor

[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

When Annaliese is on #BachelorInParadise this summer, will we see a dramatic flashback re-enactment of her traumatic experience on #TheBachelor?

[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

Kind of wish he would call her "Bekah Weird Spelling" instead of Bekah M. #TheBachelor

[Arie @TheFakeBachelor]

SPOILER: Chelsea and Bekah are the final 2. It is revealed that Bekah is actually Chelsea's child. Kenny returns (again) and does not speak (again). Bibiana is the new Bachelorette and Krystal inks her contract for the next three seasons of #BachelorinParadise. #TheBachelor

[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

Remember when #TheBachelor used to live in a house within walking distance of the mansion and now Arie is driving a different Maserati up the wet driveway every night?

[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

Will every group date be performed in front of a live audience? #TheBachelor

[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

Annaliese. Let me give it to you straight. On your application for #TheBachelor, you NEVER list your actual fears or traumatic experiences. Always say ice cream and bubble baths SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

Ugh. Krystal is exactly the kind of person I would expect to wear a velvet tank top that is actually probably a velvet leotard. #TheBachelor

[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

Is it just me or does Arie's personality get more and more boring every minute the show passes by? #TheBachelor

[Arie @TheFakeBachelor]

Look ABC. If you think I'm going to skip world-class athletes competing at the highest level in the Winter Olympics to watch the #BachelorWinterGames... you are sadly exactly right. #TheBachelor

[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

Lauren S. packed such a huge bag because even she isn't sure which Lauren is which and therefore packed all the Laurens' stuff in one bag. #TheBachelor

[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

Arie: "What's your longest relationship?"
Bekah: "About 2 and a half years..."
Arie: "Well that's pretty good-"
Bekah: "...sophomore to senior year of high school."
Arie:
#TheBachelor

[Becca @bacheloretteFTW]

Bibiana, wrestling Tia as a t-rex bride: "I'm really proud of myself."
Bibiana's parents, at home watching: "Proud is not the word we would use."
#TheBachelor