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Lorgnette - spectacles with a handle; from French lorgner "to take a sidelong look at" 🌹🌹🌹 Spectating The Bachelorverse

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Joey: Tonight all the women seem very sad.

Heavyyyyy #TheBachelor

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"It felt very culty."

!! 😆 #TheBachelor

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Jesse's contract says he gets to host a date in French at least once every season. #TheBachelor

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That cold open PDA was awkward. #TheBachelor

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Cheers to expressing feelings. #TheBachelor

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Ooo mixed media quote art

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Ew military cops! #TheBachelor

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Joey and Kelsey A: I love traveling

🤦 Can they say anything of substance that they have in common?

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There's no way Joey is "alpha" enough for these sorority girls. #TheBachelor

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Joey just comes into the group of contestants and adds little to no value... so he looks at tourist stuff during the day and goes to bars at night? 🤯 🥱 #TheBachelor

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Joey: "nailed it!"

What did Joey nail???

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Lea confronting Madina about being nice to her friend's enemy is like:

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"A different set of morals and values"??!!!

Oh no. Whyyyyyyyyy.

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Oh nooo Lea WHAT are you saying

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These chats by the pool feel like job interviews. #TheBachelor

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Tell us who was close to Sydney and WHY

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Don't be sad that Sydney got sent home... #TheBachelor

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Sydney: IF ANYONE DISAGREES WITH ME THEN I AM BEING PERSONALLY ATTACKED

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I feel like Maria is similar to Lauren so it makes sense that Allison is her friend. #TheBachelor

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Oh nooooo Lea is friends with Jess and Sydney? 😬 😢 #TheBachelor