rachelchristofferson

my header says it all ^^^

[rachelchristofferson @bachoanne]

"I'll be like Einstein - they're gonna wanna cut up my brain and sell it. Maybe you can buy a corvette with my brain." - my dad

[rachelchristofferson @bachoanne]

“I wonder if King sized sheets are called Presidential in England” - Dwight Schrute

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I was born to die in the morning and I'm still waiting and I don't think I have a great way. (Jesus fucking Christ this is sad) https://t.co/qDzg3UPwIC

[rachelchristofferson @bachoanne]

omg I LOVE THIS😂👏🏼 https://t.co/Pam2pmxSnD

[rachelchristofferson @bachoanne]

this = me
at all times...
24-7...
ALWAYS and FOREVER https://t.co/HQjhp0Ueek

[rachelchristofferson @bachoanne]

too late🥀

[rachelchristofferson @bachoanne]

SOS: having one of those study-for-5-min-check-phone-for-15 kind of evenings. My studies are takin an L tonight.

[rachelchristofferson @bachoanne]

@AMitchell237 I was waiting for the day for somebody to notice that😏👏🏼

[Andrew M Mitchell @AMitchell237]

@bachoanne Bach, I just read your bio and I could not stop laughing 💀😂 it couldn't be more accurate!

[rachelchristofferson @bachoanne]

@AMitchell237 I am DYING😂 hahaha you know me too well

[rachelchristofferson @bachoanne]

So I asked her, "How'd that tomato get in your purse, gramma?!" and she goes, "Oh well I thought it was a candy bar"...

[rachelchristofferson @bachoanne]

My grandma just pulled a squishy tomato out of her purse and said, "I've been looking for this thing for days"...

[rachelchristofferson @bachoanne]

Just sayin DONT WASTE YOUR TIME worrying too much about it bc that right there is exactly what gets in the way of things falling into place

[rachelchristofferson @bachoanne]

Nothing will ruin your twenties more than overanalyzing it and convincing yourself you should have it all figured out already

[rachelchristofferson @bachoanne]

"Bleach gets her excited" - my stepdad's exact words just now, referring to my mom