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CCU softball alumni. CSUN DPT ‘25. 7w8

[kb @baciekurger]

remember when one of my professors said I should consider changing my major or quitting softball because it didn’t seem like I could handle the workload

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

No one warns you how fast you go from 18 to 25

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

[Layne Norton, PhD @BioLayne]

I really hope everyone who thinks scientists and doctors want to keep people sick does the following:

Refuse any medical help, treatments, or surgeries. After all, they want you to be sick so you can’t trust them

Then you’ll get to watch another scientific phenomenon occur called ‘natural selection’

[leyla 🍒 @mrswamsbsgans]

alfonso cuarón you can sleep tight at night knowing nothing in this franchise ever came close to your sauce

[Lana Berry @Lana]

they look like they are having a good time in their enclosure except for the one who is trying to escape

[claire rowden @clx1re]

:’)

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

I’m time rich!

[farha @shutyourhell]

If it’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on business, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying.

Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt.

Here's what 4 months of data revealed:

(hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)

[Carley 🤖 (snob) @carleypero]

I don’t care if this sounds elitist cause I really don’t think it is, you do not deserve a degree if you cannot write a basic research paper pertaining to your field of study without using ai

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

ate an onion ring in Spain … let’s leave that to America

[Nick Hoopes @NickHoopes_]

The comments here 🤯🤯

Dear General Public:

-Yes, you can play at a high level on an ACL deficient (torn) knee.

-No, not all ACL tears are painful.

-This is also far more common than you think.

Signed,
Healthcare workers who actually work with ACL injuries

[NCAA Softball @NCAASoftball]

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 😱

#WCWS x 🎥 ESPN / @OU_Softball

[Tennessee Softball @Vol_Softball]

Karlyn just hit 79.4 on the gun 🔥🔥🔥

the new fastest pitch in NCAA Softball history, breaking her own record of 78.2

[Cecilia Cicone 🚀 @cecsquared]

oh we're going to get a letter like when st. paul wrote to the galatians and corinthians

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Cannot emphasize just how many people I encounter who are like this now.

[adam @resurrecti0ns]

so many people (not just students) have this idea that a university is somehow trying to exploit or trick or punish you when it assigns you work. they're trying to help you! they can't teach you anything if you refuse to do any work!

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

just unrelentingly bleak https://t.co/VGokzqh6qG

[Rod Dreher @roddreher]

Beyond disgraceful — and on the holiest day of the Christian calendar, instrumentalizing the Resurrection to rant about his enemies. No class.