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stressed depressed lemon zest

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@pinnacleron Sean also has a pet rabbit

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@taytaydubz @eddaelizabeth_ Taylor, that is very clearly 4 different pictures. Are you okay?

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@iamsloth I would!

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@taytaydubz @eddaelizabeth_ If you guys use zoom, you can screen share

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@SaraJaneHere And in 14 years they’ll be Quaran-teens

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@eddaelizabeth_ I’m not sure what “viral” means... I really try to avoid social media

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5 years and I haven’t seen freedom like it since

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Why can't we go back to a simpler time

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@eddaelizabeth_ @taytaydubz thought a leap year was every two years

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@eddaelizabeth_ You have one big tweet and now you think you’re sooo funny

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@eddaelizabeth_ Get him the new Motorola Razr. That way he can close it angrily when a telemarketer calls

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@taytaydubz @eddaelizabeth_ Taylor never tells me to take care of my eyes or carry my hydro

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@taytaydubz @eddaelizabeth_ Man, this is the softest thing I ever did... but, it’s about something that’s pretty important to me

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@RAHN_Stahp Canadians man

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I just realized that the suicide rate goes up during the holidays because that’s when semester grades come out

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@jacobcoleman98 @TempeDimes Yes

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@AlexZumbuhl But seriously quesadillas > grilled cheese

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@troywilson007 @Disgabby Damn I miss highschool

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You forgot to mention our current @POTUS https://t.co/fM3hmzPMAM

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Phoenix mayor asks Pres. Trump to delay rally there next week "as our nation is still healing" after Charlottesville https://t.co/P6RfUSGexY

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@ItsaMehhMario All dogs go to heaven