A shy inquisitive teenager in a gay man's 40ish year old body. I enjoy all kinds of reality tv especially Real Housewives. Look for my snarky & sweet tweets.
#RHOM okay first of all the way Adriana is making out with this guy at the party is so disgusting and disrespectful. Secondly he doesn't even close his eyes when kissing, that's creepy AF.
I have been behind on #RHOM but now on season 6 and all I know is if these women got Lenny alone in a room they would beat the holy shit out of him and @lisahochstein could just sit in the corner and laugh.
How tone deaf is #RHOP? While it's great they have this charity for the dogs, abandoned dogs like that are super skittish. All the noise, flashing lights, and the smoke machines just traumatize them more.
@mattrife I saw your Netflix special Natural Selection and talked about ghosts. 100% real. I have 4 in my house including a little girl who runs down the hall. Also have a video where an ashtray moved from a table to a railing on my porch with no human interaction.
#rhobh I don't know why everybody is worried about Teddi being brought into the mix when why do we keep trying to make Camille a thing? I have no time for her. Let's just move on. She's old old old news.
@erikajayne please wish me well. 6 weeks ago I found a lump under my arm. First they thought it was just an infection. Then a cyst. Then I had surgery to remove it and it was fat necrosis. Now I have a two inch deep hole under my arm stuffed with gauze. Ugh.
@BravoTV#RHOC I still cannot understand how Shannon can be on probation for DUI and allowed to drink. Also why is Bravo sending this irresponsible message.
#rhom Finally watching the new seasons and can someone tell me why only Marysol and Alexia look like they haven't aged a day? Everyone else is like new people lol