Bill Faust

COO @JFMMiningCo. #gin #coal & #cash. This is my 2nd account since @twitter can’t manage to send me a new password. Stupid bird. 🐦🔨

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

@HowardChesterf2 @JFMiningCo @ShareefaLawyer @fritzHondorff This is a lie. I know for a fact there are vampires...they’re called OSHA, and they fine the ever-loving shit out of this company at every turn.

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

@JFMiningCo This is horseshit!!!

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

@JFMiningCo No screwing on company time!

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

@back2workbilly You should light the fuse, Bill. It’s your grand-pappy’s company...

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

@JFMiningCo Are we opening it with a golden stick of dynamite?! Or one of those lame-ass ribbon cuttings?

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

We are proud to announce the Bernie Madoff Memorial Mine Shaft grand opening, tomorrow at noon. Whiskey in the construction trailer to follow...

#GrandOpening #JFM #ProfitsBeforeSafety

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

@JFMiningCo Rats...

Good dude, that Teddy. Bit of a drunk, but aren’t we all...

[Jackson-Faust Mining Company @JFMiningCo]

UPDATE: Teddy Ufoltzson went in to check the fuse. 10 minutes after ‘Ol Ted entered the mine, the explosives detonated. Great work, Ted! (and RIP).

#commitment

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

@JFMiningCo You guys could put a positive spin on a nuclear tornado that was on fire and ripping through an orphanage. I love it.

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

@JFMiningCo @fritzHondorff 😂😂

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

@JFMiningCo @fritzHondorff Good luck with the Audit, fellas! 😂

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

@JFMiningCo @fritzHondorff I am very on-vacation. Do NOT see me about this shit.

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

@JFMiningCo @fritzHondorff @randyh0925 @Monty1910 @ShareefaLawyer @HowardChesterf2 This isn’t as much a “painful memory” as it is a grievance: Is it so much to ask that when a “whoopsie” occurs, we have someone to mop up the blood from the pavement, the vestibules, bucket trucks etc? It always seems to be left in pools when I wear my Corinthian leather shoes 😤

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

Meh....really struggling with this one lol #SignsYouAreAGoodPerson

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

Here’s my year in emoji: #HappyNewYear #MyEmojiYear ⚰️

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

@ Last-Etta James #EmailSongs

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

@JFMiningCo Aaaaaand like fucking clockwork, someone got blown up in the vestibule right after you posted this. 🍻

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

There goes my god-damned porn collection. #RipTumblr

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

#GifYourInnerSelf
Love life

[Bill Faust @back2workbilly]

#GifYourInnerSelf