Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan

UK ‘97 | ΠΚΑ | 2x Divorce Court Champ | Proud Father Of Alex & Sam | Golf Enthusiast | Beer Aficionado | Lover Of All Things Beautiful | Burgh-Based

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

Bumping that Hava Nagila in hopes that the Big Yahu has AIPAC send the $7,000 my way.

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

Just took a mean ass shit in the gym bathroom. Applebee’s all you can eat got me fucked up.

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

Klapple > Bapple. Shoutout @MGD_SA

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

#nuke tf out of this

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

Got it in 4 btw. Pretty average performance.

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

Borrowed one fucking stop sign and now I’m sitting my ass in the public defender’s office flicking my bean and doing the wordle.

[Oliver “Belmont” Cabell @wpialenthusiast]

Hate to do it, but felt necessary.

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

@LennieSmallBBN Oh the gents are boozing

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Just came across this shit. Gay son in 4. #sweep

[Stephen “Diesel” Sterling @DieselSterling2]

Yeah. #expand tf out of this

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

Pittsburgh Is Crawling With Broads Right Now. If You Ain’t Here, You’re Missing Out. #LANK

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

If The Steelers Draft Anyone Other Than An O-Lineman Or A Receiver In The First Round, I’m Crashing Out.

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

In The Burgh, At The Draft. Sipping A Draft As A Draft Breezes By. This Isn’t The Final, It’s Just A Rough Draft. #poetry #expand

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

#AGTG

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

@equine__dentist No Study Beers, But A Glass Of Study Bourbon Will Suffice. Deal.

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

Had A Transformer Flirt With Me At The Bar Last Night. Alexa, Play Lola By The Kinks🎶 #CBTM

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

4:30 am. The Night Doesn’t Get Younger Than This. Peak Life. #expanded

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

@layeee09 Ball Up Top. These Hoes Ain’t Loyal.
- Back Nine

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

@2Floridaman #expandthefuckoutofthis

[Dennis “Back Nine” Callahan @back9callahan]

The Mountains Are Blue, And So Are My Balls. It’s A Good Thursday Night. #LANK