Jordan

Illegitimi non carborundum

[Jordan @back_stronger]

@tonydpoison @ShottyHorroh @sean_kray @PremierBattle @GEMIN1_LDN If its hypothetical north vs south
Surely lunar c v unan.

[Yapp @YappAppLtd]

Police update on Boots store ram-raided in Wetherby early yesterday morning

Police were called to the Boots in the Horsefair Centre, Wetherby, at 4.47am on Sunday 22 March after reports of an ongoing burglary.
A vehicle was used to smash into the front of the shop, causing serious damage. Items were taken from inside.

Enquiries are continuing. https://t.co/vEOGZ1MZdW

[Jordan @back_stronger]

No matter who you support, Leeds or Palace, this referee is having a nightmare #CRYLEE

[Jordan @back_stronger]

@ParimatchUK @eljonesuk @Reecejamesred7

[Parimatch UK @ParimatchUK]

💙🤍💛Leeds Ticket Giveaway!💙🤍💛

🗣️Calling all Leeds United Fans!

@eljonesuk wants to send some of you to the game on Saturday v Fulham

To enter:
🖱️ Follow @ParimatchUK
🔁 Retweet this post
👥@ who you are taking to the game

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#LUFC #MOT

[Jordan @back_stronger]

@Haveawordpod @FinnlayK @tonycarroll14 @robmulholland @mikericecomedy 2 free tickets for the roast of have a word 3 at Kings Theatre Glasgow tomorrow night. Please let me fing them a good home

[Jordan @back_stronger]

@johnfortni15708 @ArchieRL_ @LUFC @Joyokamii Reading this hurt my head

[BBC Sport West Yorkshire @BBCWYS]

Daniel Farke has reiterated Leeds United's need to strengthen their squad ahead of next week's Premier League opener against Everton.

Listen 👉 https://t.co/IMTPsNVcm3

#LUFC | #BBCFootball

[Jordan @back_stronger]

@SpillTheMemes Last man on earth

[Jordan @back_stronger]

@SenseiCarl_ You often say you hate how everton make you feel loosing all the time in the prem. Going downs a shit feeling but getting promoted gives you the celebration, relief and the excitement in football.
Would you rather have a reason to celebrate your football club? Or be everton

[Jordan @back_stronger]

@SheffieldUnited Remember when everyone run out of socks celebrating when you signed Brereton-diaz? 🤣🤣🤣

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Less than 3 years ago Raphinha was celebrating avoiding relegation with Leeds...

Now he's the current bookies favourite for the Ballon d'Or 😯

[Jordan @back_stronger]

@SenseiCarl_ We didnt do that but we had to run through "the mill" after getting beat as the keeper at heads and volleys or sixes. Proper dragged you up doing that

[Jordan @back_stronger]

@NostalgiaFolder Max Payne 2

[Jordan @back_stronger]

@elonmusk Did this "island" refuse to let you buy them?

[Jordan @back_stronger]

@TonyBellew After all the scorecards tonight
Especially dave allens

Boxing lost tonight. The sport we all love is dead

[Jordan @back_stronger]

For how long will we accept saudi arabia ruin the sport we love?
116-112 is a fucking joke
If usyks a fighter why isnt he at home with a gun in his hand defending his disgusting country?

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Imagine Russian football fans in a foreign city:

- Interrupted a minute’s silence in memory of dead flood victims with chants in support of killing Ukrainian children

- Rampaged through the city

- Ripped down Ukrainian flags

- Chanted “death to Ukrainians”

- Attacked local residents

Imagine then, when local residents attacked them, they were presented as victims of a racist pogrom.

[Esheru @Eshprojet1]

This will never not be funny
https://t.co/KgydReVU1S

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

I cannot wait to share this with you all, I’m so proud of my entire team for the job they’ve done on this ❤️