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i'm the witch, ur the world

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@majortransceleb theda do you wanna hang out in porto? 🥹

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@boners these are good!!

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@darnyill darnyill this is awful 😂

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the fact that i’ve been “too thin” my entire life but that i’m going to die of high cholesterol is honestly so typical

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is it gay to kiss the tjommies?

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just said to my sister, in all sincerity, “candy canes really are like, christmas vibes”

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@darnyill me, staring at any graph

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@TheAtlantic @olgakhazan i loved this!

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@darnyill excited to follow you on your fitness influencer journey!

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is mastodon just geocities?

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@lukasbattle aol please

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cape town transplants, i’m sorry my dears but you have to go home. we simply do not have the parking.

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@stevevanwyk1 steven i’m scandalized

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@darnyill “boss” is maybe a little exaggerated!

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@darnyill shame it’s a good paper tho :(

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sometimes cooked, always cold

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“openly queer” is deranged, i’m sorry but hearing it makes me feel crazy!!

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@joelandriano drinks next time! 😘

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People are like “this moment from Succession was so iconic” and the screenshot always looks like this

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@CityofCT incredible idea to block all 4 sidewalks and half the street at the same time, really awesome planning.