Ted Shiress

Disabled. Ranty. Eats. Dabbles in comedy.

[Ted Shiress @BackFromTheTed]

The ten gigs I remember the most

https://t.co/hH03badjUd

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@trabasack Yeah. It's a shame because at the end it seemed impossible to work out his aims and what he stood for (apart from shutting his opponents down through threatening to make false claims to the police)

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I've just learnt that maverick disability campaigner Simon Stevens has passed away.
We go back quite far and to say we got on would be a fallacy. However I've never known someone as dedicated to going their own way as Simon....

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@trabasack Have to admit my respect went when he threatened to tell the police I sent him a made-up rape threat. Still, so sad he's gone

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@elonmusk No it's not

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@elonmusk Like when they call you an 'intellectual'

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@milenkocovic1 @ThatEricAlper That guitar solo just floors me.

[werth @werthro]

Neil Young

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@MaryAnn51271344 @JamesTate121 People fluent in the language use the word 'convicted'

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@rickygervais It wasn't bad tbh, just shows you can still be clever when you shut the F up about makebelieve threats on free speech and transgender people.

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CEO: Certified Expendable Organism

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This is like Hitler 'confessing' he ran a red light.

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

I’ve paid for sex, and I’ve prostituted women before.

Jesus redeemed me.

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Everybody goes on about the F bomb in Fairytale Of New York, personally I think it's far easier to skip over than the N bomb in Bob Dylan's 'Hurricane'.

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Hey, here's a maverick opinion...

Wait for it...

Maybe, just maybe, they could BOTH be the problem?

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@elonmusk No

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What's that term for something that eats and eats but has no brain?

...It's either 'parasite' or 'Greg Wallace'

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I agree Lee, that description can NOT stand

He should have just said "neo-Nazi sociopath"

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

Can someone explain to me how David Lammy is still foreign secretary?

He called President elect Trump a "neo-Nazi-sympathising sociopath".

This idiotic student politician doesn't have the diplomacy and emotional maturity to be anywhere near power.

He's a global embarrassment.

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Peter Lynch, one of the big figures in the 'Farage Riots' is dead after hanging himself in prison.
I'm not going to celebrate a man committing suicide but how about we take a minute to remember NOT TO BE A STUPID RACIST CU*T?

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Me before I had a child

[shady michael nesmith facts @whatsthats0und]

@neilyoungmpreg being so unemployed you just listen to neil young nonstop is just as much of a talent as anything else

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@historyrock_ Number 1 on my top ten!

https://t.co/QX4gYMND6N

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@elonmusk Elon, have you talked to your therapist about this?

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To Elon Musk's credit, he is secretly destroying the anti-immigration narrative: by ruining the UK from afar he is proving that it has nothing to do with them "coming over here".