Kitten Academy

Seeker of the key to all kitten mythologies

[Kitten Academy @backhand_slicer]

@birdie_the_cat Hi pretty birdie!
Her species: Bushera goblinelarus

[Kitten Academy @backhand_slicer]

@acatnamedteddy TurmKey best tendiCine fur blInD kitteNZ

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@birdie_the_cat Bush goblin! Hi birdie and friend! What pretty babbies!

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@acatnamedteddy tEndY Im witH yoU, u R mor hamsom wit No eYebillz and sHuld get all Catio tiMe u wanT

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@acatnamedteddy TEndy do yoU like cHiken as munCh as cHemsbrger

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

If you tried to introduce public libraries and parks today they’d say it could never be done

[Kitten Academy @backhand_slicer]

@ShrimpGritsCats Such sweet babbies - instant anti-depressant!

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Musk, worth $470 billion, plans to become a trillionaire by replacing workers with robots.

Bezos, worth $256 billion, plans to replace 600,000 jobs with robots.

Zuckerberg, worth $216 billion, laid off 17,000 workers.

Billionaires aren’t job creators. They’re job destroyers.

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

me: just trying to go to bed after another exhausting day
Wonton:

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

I am so grateful to say that in the past couple weeks, several of our cats who were the most desperate to find homes have been adopted 🎉😭

💟 Sundae (!!!!)
💟 Stamps and Envelope
💟 Monster Biscuit
💟 Tugboat and Pontoon

Happy Tails, babies 🩷

[julie k. brown @jkbjournalist]

All the stories are here. https://t.co/vSnbOvr9Te

[Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson]

We have a stunning story from @thomasbirm in @thenation. It's about how one of Israel's biggest companies, with deep ties to the IDF and illegal settlements, is taking over huge swathes of American real estate—with tenants paying the price. A MUST-read! https://t.co/3WKWVL0ZSm

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Box stability tester.

[John Wight @JohnWight1]

The French Revolution happened for a reason. The Russian Revolution happened for a reason.

Here, below, is the reason.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Reminder: If Bernie's Social Security bill was signed into law, Social Security would be solvent for the next 75 years, benefits would go up by $2,400 & the bottom 91% of Americans would not pay a penny more in taxes.

Instead, Republicans want you to work until you drop dead.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

Today's media apocalypse makes it a good day for everyone to watch this 1998 SNL animation that Robert Smigel and Adam McKay managed to get on national TV once, before it was yanked off the air forever.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

The best memory of 2020 was how animals returned to the streets while humans were in quarantine

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

Yes, a cashier at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, groceries, and bills with their paycheck alone. That's what jobs are for.

[Kitten Academy @backhand_slicer]

@espn Why does Patrick McEnroe need to be commentating? Where is Renee Stubbs, Mary C, Petko, Irina F, etc. etc.

[Kitten Academy @backhand_slicer]

@ESPNPlus Hi - Where is today's US Open match Townsend - Ostapenko on demand? Thanks.