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Hockey is my second language. Views are my own. #LeafsForever

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@hildewolls So many lefts you’ll be begging for a right

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@joeyferg Generational Talent JoeyFerg😮‍💨

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This fugging guyyyyyyy

[FlowBuds @joeyferg]

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RTs appreciated 🤙May the Passion be with you

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@OilerAnalytics If my preferred franchise shat the bed for a decade with the best player to ever lace them up I would be deflecting like it was my day job too

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@pastaminten No fucking way someone bred with you

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@murdochdavis @TheTorontoSun @simmonssteve Nobody named Murdoch has ever won anything, ever. Get fucked

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@HockeyPatrol Retards and sports 🤝 blind pilots

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@JacobPacheco6 Imagine it’s Mo going the other way? Could see him thriving in that system. Well insulated. Won’t happen but I could see it being another potential former player dunk

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@LeafErikzen On this backend 13 goals sounds Karlssonesque

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@_NickRichard It’s gonna be a higher number than we thought but still lower than it could have been without the extra year… Chundin W. “Blacklisted” and still getting the job done #chaykapilled

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Pretty fucked up we are so unfamiliar with playoff beard Mitchell because it takes him 3 rounds or more to grow one lol

[𝑳⃪𝑬⃪𝑨⃪𝑭⃪𝑺⃪𝟒⃪𝟏⃪𝟔⃪ @Leafs416_]

u18 playoff beard right there 😭

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The people spending their savings to stock up on jars of diabetes pineapples are the same ones who think kendrick makes good music and that makes me smile. Gods plan😂

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@Banx_Leaf He gets exposed on a regular basis and plays way too much. Hes also the last remaining Leaf from the dark ages and it’s probably just time for a fresh look back there. Give his minutes to someone who can defend and give Villeneuve a chance to replace his production. Or add to it

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Honestly I could crank it right now at the mere thought of the Canes hoisting the mug and drinking Mitch’s tears out of it. It’s FUCK VEGAS and it always will be

[What Chaos! @WhatChaosShow]

Eric Staal is the first to crank it in the 2026 Stanley Crank Final

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@Kurrco Softer than a soup sandwich

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@RayRapOpinions Jay-Z last slap was h to the Izzo wit his dusty ass

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Who said this? Names redacted, Antoine Dodson lookin ass n***a

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

I just don’t know how this man can respond to this. He can’t say he has more money than him, he can’t say anything about his wife, Jay owns his masters, might need to sit this one out and be a father.

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Day 3 coachella cunny

[Kelly🇦🇺🇭🇺 @kelly_ques]

What is the worst thing you’ve ever smelled?

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Just saw a post asking if I would rather $500 in food stamps or a night with sexy red. I’d rather try to fuck the food stamps. She look like that thang smells like burnt tilapia and onions

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@TMLwaterboyflow Worse. American