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Two moms trying to figure out why there are so many crazy stupid people out there.

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Drinking my #whiteclaw to escape my toddlers flaws. #momlife #escape #declawed #yummy

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How much cab is too much cab when it’s summer break there’s a heat advisory the air quality it too bad to be outside and you’re packing up your kitchen for a remodel. #poorlifechoices #SummerBreak #momlife

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I’m not saying I ate the whole cookie cake but I do know there is only one slice left and no one else is home. #oops

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My heart breaks for the historical loss we are witnessing today. #NotreDameFire

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Just accidentally dropped a flintstone vitamin into my water and 5 just said he never knew that’s how they made vitamin water. #genius #momlife

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@PedersenAhmed I think you should register for an au pair. #beenthere

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Well 9 just told me that I’m a pretty good mom. In moderation. I guess I’ll take what I can get. #MomLife #Parenthood

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At what point do I have to tell the person I’m trying to ghost that I’m ghosting them? #wednesdaythoughts #getthepointalready #momlife

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Ahhhh the teenage years are going to be so magical. #tween #morning #soangry #MomLife

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What this morning has taught me is that I do not have the patience for #motherhood. #momlife

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Just saw a mom put her toddler on a potty in trunk of her car and I didn’t know this was a thing. #momlife #whatifyourerearended #punintended

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9 just informed me that the reason I don’t understand anything is because I went to school in the last century. And I’ll be damned that kid is right. #parenting #momlife

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It’s my birthday week so I don’t have to cook do laundry or take care of the kids, right? Asking for me. #momlife

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Just asked two what we should have for dinner and no joke she said Starbucks. #welltrained #momlife

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Me to Kids at Walmart: don’t touch anything. Me to Kids in the Walmart bathroom: *^%k it I’m burning everything. #momlife #neverfails

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None of my children understand what an inside voice is. #MomLife

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How did the ballerina get to the ballet? She took a tutu train. #momlife #laughfordays

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Is there any place that has more judgement than the mall playground? #momlife

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Ummm when did buying a water bottle become so complicated? #toomanychoices #momlife

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5: “parenting is just an ther word for yelling.” And just like that he’s Einstein. #MomLife