David

Relax! Have a coffee!

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Facebook suspend(s) accounts for conducting too many lookups - threshold seems to be around 50 lookups then FB locks an account for 24hrs.

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Snoop God is DoJ #ReplaceBandNamesWithCISPA

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Danger is my middle name, Fearless is my login, Password is my password

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Saying a prayer for the palid vegan babies and the cow lives they bettered

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Two happy fathers have named their offspring Militia. Just wait until they meet little Hitler! http://bit.ly/Militia

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My neighbour`s kid is called Hitler - they aren`t from round here. I though it was Illa until I saw the poor kids birthday card.

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Happy Workers Day! I won`t be workin` that`s for sure. In fact i`m off home already. Me, the wife and the tamiflu.

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Why learn about bodies from porn when you can go to nudie camp and get a weekend workshop. It`s good under the hood.

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If you need to go to nudie camp to understand bodies then you are not consuming enough outfield porn

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Charity giving is all chorus and no verse - pure sorbet to dig with a Goodheart spoon and a lick of strawberry topping, aerosol cream

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Raw meat and lines for breakfast. God I love pro bono work.

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Wonder how many extra followers can be generated by the use of the word, Scientology....

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Real fur/Faux fur against naked skin test gave mixed results. Subtle qualities to the sweat and chafing of each. Monday modacrylic burns.

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Presidential hand interpreter please! Pocket monster, 70s pornstar, Lithium chimp, Straightjacket, One hand dip! http://is.gd/gATC/paws

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WoHoHo! So cold you gotta huddle. Too cold to grab a rubber. We have a little one on the way!

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Monday word: Flange. Fascist plumbing

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Friday word: Morass. Hmmm.. morass.. morass.. http://snipr.com/morass

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Cardinal Zin is the quickest way to temporarily destroy all your passwords. Typiong is mor funzer tho'

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Naked is not a perversion - it is a state of dress incompatible with closed minds -- and winter walks, and heavy machinery, and leatherette

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Nude Friday proposal fell flat. Maybe I delivered it with too much sincerity and not enough gravitas or perhaps a wink.