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[SpaceCannabis 🍃 @SPACECANNABIS]

Obrigado senhora

[Kesya @jpbeem]

fuck teams, fuck authenticator, fuck excel, fuck KPI’s, fuck outlook, fuck your friendly reminders too

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[Paul Young @PaulYoungX]

Tu t’ennuies parce que tu ne fais pas de quêtes secondaires, mec.

La vie, ce n’est pas juste boulot et rester au lit à ne rien faire.

Voici 50 quêtes secondaires à accomplir :

[mehdi Kapowski 🇫🇷🇵🇸 @MeuhdiK]

@franceinfo « il faut détruire la Palestine » . La loi Yadan condamnera t elle caroline yadan ?

[goma @soigomaa]

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.
The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams.
My "bad days" are his wildest dreams.
My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive.
It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

[Abhi Rajput | Men Fat Loss Coach @Abhirajputfit]

harsh truth about solo travel:

once you've eaten dinner alone at 9pm in a random place in rajasthan because you felt like it, once you've changed your entire itinerary at 6am because you wanted to, once you've spent 4 hours at top of hill without anyone rushing you...

you can't go back.

group travel feels like babysitting adults who can't decide where to eat.

[BR @LiberezBR]

les mecs du PMU quand j’étais petit je pensais que c’était des fous mais je vois tellement ce qu’ils veulent dire

[Shibo @GodsBurnt]

This is the closest we’ve ever been to WW3 in all of recorded history, and everyone’s just going on with their day like everything is fine.

That’s kind of concerning.

[Fortissax @FortySacks]

Dubai has always disgusted me. The equivalent of blowing your tax return on garbage. The Emirati conception of wealth, and broadly that of the Middle East, is their own gaudy oriental attributes smashed together with hyper globalized capitalism. What you get is this tasteless, ghetto, poor man’s idea of a rich city, a parody of prosperity.

When westerners think of wealth, they don’t picture mirrored gold plated supercars idling outside luxury malls. They think of Tuscan hill towns with terracotta roofs and cypress lined roads. They think of private islands in the Mediterranean, old money estates in the English countryside, the French Riviera, the Pyrenees, the Swiss Alps, Lake Como, the evergreen forests of British Columbia. They think of inherited castles, stone villas, vineyards older than entire countries, libraries with first editions, oil paintings accumulated over centuries, discreet marinas with teak deck sailboats, not LED lit yachts rented for Instagram.

They think of silvers and patinated leather. Handmade Oxford shoes. Tailored linen and wool suits cut in Naples or Savile Row. Heirloom watches. Baroque and classical architecture in Vienna and Paris. Romanesque cathedrals. Renaissance frescoes. Marble busts in quiet courtyards. Wealth as continuity, not spectacle.

They think of French and Italian cuisine. Four course meals with seasonal ingredients, Bordeaux and Barolo chosen for the vintage, white tablecloths, polished cutlery, deliberate pacing. Long lunches. Private members clubs with dark wood panelling. Galleries, opera houses, patronage of the arts. Discretion.

They don’t think of roided out Iraqi dudes with tapered fades reeking of cologne driving a Tesla or a Lambo, hauling around a harem of dead broke Slavic or South American models whose chests they poop on for 10k a piece on some rented yacht in the Gulf. They do not think of Indian slaves to wipe their ass while pretending it is entrepreneurship. They do not think of influencer culture masquerading as aristocracy.

Everything about Dubai feels like excess without depth. Record breaking towers built for headlines rather than permanence. Designer logos as personality. Gold leaf as a substitute for taste. A desert theme park for people who confuse spending with stature.

It is wealth as performance. Loud, transactional, and historically empty. A city trying to cosplay old money without the culture, restraint, or civilizational weight that made Western wealth signify anything beyond raw cash.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

While Trump is attacking Iran, this is what Los Angeles looks like.

[Gabriel Attal @GabrielAttal]

THIS MAP IS FAKE NEWS! REAL COUNTRIES. REAL SOVEREIGNTY.

For decades, the United States has spoken the language of alliance, partnership, and mutual respect with Europe. Today, that language is being replaced by threats, coercion, and fantasy maps. LET’S BE VERY CLEAR. CANADA IS NOT A COLONY. GREENLAND IS NOT FOR SALE. AND EUROPE IS NOT A TERRITORY TO BE BULLIED INTO SUBMISSION.
The threat of tariffs on the European Union is TOTALLY UNJUSTIFIED and A COMPLETE DISASTER! We have offered TREMENDOUS SECURITY COLLABORATION for Greenland, maybe THE BEST EVER. If these measures are confirmed, Europe will respond. LEGALLY, BUT FIRMLY. We will activate the "ANTI-COERCION INSTRUMENT" which is VERY POWERFUL. VERY VERY POWERFUL. WE WILL HIT BACK with massive reciprocity on tariffs and the total exclusion of American companies from European public markets. WE MUST SHOW STRENGTH AND SOLIDARITY, OR WE WILL HAVE NOTHING LEFT. EUROPE WILL NOT BE BULLIED!

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

I don’t care what the ‘health experts’ say. Drinking a beer, smoking a cigarette, playing cards, and socializing is healthy

[𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘺𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢 ✶ 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘦 @hellunatic]

C’EST COMME ÇA QUE VOUS APPELEZ CHAT GPT???? par pitié twitter crée des gens tellement drôles

[BOB @bobussyy]

Normal person: I wish my husband was still alive 😢

Erica Kirk on her world tour:

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

nobody:

nobody at all:

Erika Kirk grieving her dead husband:

[Luna M @tiredfeminist_]

Me liking every video of Erica Kirk celebrating instead of grieving😭😭�

[sebastián @lovingcmila]

normal person: i wish my husband was still alive 😢

erika kirk:

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

Erika Kirk: “To those who killed my husband…Charlie Kirk…and who wish to undo his righteous work…I say to them…you will NEVER be able to purchase this limited edition set of Charlie Kirk dishware for only $39.99 or, if you call now, only $24.99 WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.”