matt

this is my Twitter account

[matt @backseatmatt]

@venmo_me

[matt @backseatmatt]

re: world cup

[matt @backseatmatt]

when people from the uk try to talk shit on america

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@Sohrab should’ve ran this one by me

[The Philadelphia Inquirer @PhillyInquirer]

A dark day in Flavortown: How 24,000 bottles of Guy Fieri’s tequila were stolen on their way to Montco https://t.co/RtoYtJiN5v

[matt @backseatmatt]

fellas is it gay to let another man in a car tell you you’re allowed to cross the street? try being alpha and walk into traffic

[matt @backseatmatt]

@dogshit95 @BrndnStrssng Not saying you’re wrong, but speaking on a films intent that you haven’t seen is also pure projection, no?

[matt @backseatmatt]

@PompeyOnSixers if oubre starts over mccain i’ll kill myself

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Luigi Mangione had about “two dozen” women in the court’s public gallery today to support him, ABC News reports.

[matt @backseatmatt]

if you listened to the new The Dare album before the MJ Lenderman album, you probably have substance abuse issues and should find God

[matt @backseatmatt]

@sablahhhh that’s transformers

[matt @backseatmatt]

@Jeff_the_Dawg it’s an album by charli xcx

[matt @backseatmatt]

listening to BRAT and repeating this clip over and over to myself while looking into a mirror

[Jackson McHenry @McHenryJD]

Here’s my long gift to the true Industry heads (and the rest of you who really need to catch up) on the next season of Industry
https://t.co/CnbiSGhbWa

[matt @backseatmatt]

*kenny powers walking up to a pickle ball court* what the fuck is this, some kind of game for babies and asexuals?

[matt @backseatmatt]

@venmo_me a 99 year old robert altman smoking a joint would be something to behold

[matt @backseatmatt]

@chloyeeet i’m doing my best

[matt @backseatmatt]

@premierinn please check again!

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@premierinn hi please respond to my dm

[matt @backseatmatt]

kids don’t know what it’s like to walk into a whole foods for the first time at 17 years old anymore