Para-D-Backs

A parody account for a parody of a MLB franchise. What will the lineup look like today? No one knows. Did I mention this is a parody account?

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

Dodger fans complaining about their stadium being taken over by another team’s fans is FUCKING RICH. Not to mention absolutely hilarious.

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

@fillorkill My concession prices are some of the lowest in MLB. What do you think this is, rube, the limbo?

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

Back on my bullshit

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

Derrick! Let’s start selling these in the team shop! #NewProfilePic

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

Back on my bullshit

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

Me checking the score an hour after I saw we were up 5-0. #dbacks

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

I’ve tried calling Mike today and he won’t answer me. Oh shit, I hope he’s not looking through dumpsters in the Bronx.

[Erik Boland @eboland11]

Aaron Hicks has been DFA’d. locker here has been cleaned out

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

He looks amazing. I dread when I have to pay him. #NewProfilePic #dbacks

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

Back on my bullshit on this fine Saturday evening.

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

Thrown out for clapping? WOW #NewProfilePic #dbacks

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

I once again would like to remind you rubes which of us has brought you a championship.

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

Derrick, we need to discuss when we’re having the home run snake giveaway night. Would be a great way to get the rubes out to the ballpark!

[PHNX Diamondbacks @PHNX_Dbacks]

THE HOME RUN SNAKE LIVES 🐍

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

#NewProfilePic

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

Back on my bullshit #dbacks

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

This account will continue to exist as long as Mike Hazen and Torey Lovullo are employed by the Arizona Diamondbacks. #dbacks

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

It’s a Saturday night. There’s a giveaway. And these two stupid fucks are sitting the guy who they just gave a $111 million dollar contract to. Spare me the bullshit about his knee. And a left handed pitcher. Seven years of this shit. #dbacks

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

Game 33. #ArizonaBorn

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

RT if your squad won their weekend series!

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

Can’t wait to see you rubes lined down the street for them! Especially since it’s between suns games!

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

Serpientes Saturday. 👀

First 15k fans get one on May 6 so get to @ChaseField early.

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

That’s how I feel when I write his check every two weeks.

[Theo Mackie @theo_mackie]

Asked Bumgarner what Contreras did that he took issue with:

"If you can't see that, I don't know how to help you. Not just today. Yesterday, today, probably another day if you picked a random day of watching him play."

[Para-D-Backs @BacksPara]

@PHNX_Dbacks I mean, they don’t cost me a lot of money, so I find it hot. Leaves me plenty for baseball cards.