christianne tisdale

performer / writer / producer / ❤️ Baxter / the tizziest of the TiZs

[christianne tisdale @backstagetalk]

Since there seems to be some confusion, here are some guidelines regarding #SexualMisconduct

My Easy Breezy Sexual Misconduct Ukulele PSA

https://t.co/q7IpZD0MPm

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@elonmusk Shut up.

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@archer_rs I love you. I honestly love you.

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Dearest @dominos - you seem to have a buggy app. Twice in 3 days I’ve had problemS including the app changing my order and then changing delivery address. I think I just paid a total of $60 for a small GF pizza. I mean they’re good, but not THAT good. Help please.

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@andrewkober Fully vested in the booster? Fuck, Kober!

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Get all the tweets in now. But I’m not sure why you think they’ll fix anything.

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

Prior to the pandemic, POTUS signed into law the largest EVER expansion of childcare funding to states (increased from $2.8 billion to $5.9 billion), eliminating or reducing waitlists in 17 states!

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@PaulRudnickNY Love you.

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@realDonaldTrump “Our incredible journey is only just beginning?” Will they be joining you in the pokey?

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@realDonaldTrump What the fuck is actually wrong with you, Sir?

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@realDonaldTrump @ChanelRion @OANN Are you on crack, Sir? (It honestly feels like an honorific by which you should not be honored.)

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@JoeBiden Love you, Mr. President-Elect

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@MelRobsings @JoeBiden @ActorsEquity He sees us. HE SEES US!

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@realDonaldTrump No Sir (and I use the word loosely), those PA ballots had already been sequestered. We beat you to it. Love, PA

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@MelRobsings Yes’m.

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@PaulRudnickNY This has been awful. You have been so helpful.

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#VotersDecided on decency, wisdom, facts and science. @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris

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#VotersDecided on @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris — a team for EVERYONE.

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@PrimeMarcusss @realDonaldTrump You can stay now.

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@realDonaldTrump What election?

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STOP THE “PRESIDENT!”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

STOP THE FRAUD!

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@realDonaldTrump STOP THE PRESIDENT!