PunkRockCaveMan

Read all my tweets in a broad Yorkshire accent for full effect.

[PunkRockCaveMan @backtothestone]

Ahhh perfect. @DaftLimmy

[PunkRockCaveMan @backtothestone]

@herdyshepherd1 But James...PORK MARKETS

[FPL Mate (Dan) @FPLMate]

Interesting to see Reform UK ended up with the same amount of seats as their voter base has GCSE’s combined.

[PunkRockCaveMan @backtothestone]

@StevenW33436788 Wet weathers only good for GCN and ducks!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

oh the community note? 😭

[James Rebanks @herdyshepherd1]

There is a group who ‘fly’ parrots in the Peak District?

And you want me to ‘detain’ it?

[PunkRockCaveMan @backtothestone]

Fucking idiots the lot of them

[Aubrey Allegretti @breeallegretti]

Lee Anderson says ministers should go ahead and “put planes in the air” to Rwanda anyway.

When I asked if he was suggesting ignoring the Supreme Court ruling, the Tory deputy chairman said govt should “ignore the laws and send them straight back”.

[James @jamestroe]

Nigel Farage will enter the jungle, everyone will vote for him to do the trails, then eventually people at home will be like “aw he’s not actually that bad” and then by 2035 he will be prime minister

[Oldfirmfacts @Oldfirmfacts1]

Britain’s worst relatives just days away from telling you ‘do you know what, I never thought I’d say this, but that Nigel Farage is coming off really well!’

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

It’s fine that Farage goes to Australia for I’m a Celebrity. If his first task is to travel there in a dinghy, and when he arrives, Ant and Dec shout at him on the beach through a megaphone ‘here’s another one, swarming here just to make easy money’, then he’s sent to Rwanda.

[GURGAVIN @gurgavin]

THIS IS WILD

SOMEONE DISTRIBUTED A FAKE PRESS RELEASE STATING THEY WERE LOOKING TO BUY 51% OF WEWORK SHARES AT $9 BUCKS A SHARE

WEWORK CLOSED TODAY AT $0.80 CENTS

SHARES WENT UP OVER 150% ON A FAKE PRESS RELEASE LMAO

$WE

[PunkRockCaveMan @backtothestone]

@Kierenisboring That's fairly windy

[PunkRockCaveMan @backtothestone]

@dogdoughty Gets it from his mum

[PunkRockCaveMan @backtothestone]

Leo's farts smell so bad at the moment.

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

"Sorted your fancy dress outfit for the Halloween party?"

"Yes. Although I'm torn between dangerous sex offender or soiled menstrual sanitary product with nunchucks."

[PunkRockCaveMan @backtothestone]

@Danny_McMoomins Ecow in the making

[PunkRockCaveMan @backtothestone]

I love to see this. Idiots.

[Paul - Bloke on an Ordinary bicycle @FinchettsBrook]

@andyscargill @ShitChester There is no cure for stupidity.
Bloke in C63 AMG ignored numerous warnings. Bloke in plastic vw 4x4 got short thrift from me still thought he could keep going with ripped hedging placed under his wheels! Driving on pavements, Grass verges destroyed.
More determination than brains

[PunkRockCaveMan @backtothestone]

Why are fish and chips shite in the Midlands?

[PunkRockCaveMan @backtothestone]

@Steloughran1 Hobbit life

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Breaking in @thetimes - the scandal of Sunak’s much hyped ‘additional’ 5000 hospital beds to avert a winter crisis amounting, in fact, to 3000 *fewer* beds.

Sunak’s promise was a downright lie.

He quite clearly cares not one jot about the NHS or patients’ lives.

[PunkRockCaveMan @backtothestone]

@Kierenisboring