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@teachrobotslove Whether to eat the fruit should have been our choice—and we never should have chosen it.

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@memeticsisyphus More like: there are two servers at the deli counter, and on long line. While one server takes care of a customer, the other just stands there, and waits to serve the person in line behind you.

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@teachrobotslove This was a particularly good post to have made on Trinity Sunday.

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@TMZ Dear TMZ Headline Writer: do tell, who is your priority number one:
a) Yourself
b) Complete strangers

That's what I thought. Gtfo.

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@Nobunaga_Actual Totally agree, those white retiree Florida Olds are the worst!

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@teachrobotslove Thank you. This reminds me of Terrence Malick’s films, because it’s pretty much the central gistof all of them, but especially The Tree of Life.

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@PaulSkallas Tell me you haven’t read the old testament without telling me you haven’t read the old testament.

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@Heliotrophy Augustine of Hippo would like to have a word.

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@BertMatt76524 @teachrobotslove Mr Bert, maybe just try reading Girard, and you’ll see the point being made.

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Calling it right now:

Denis will show us the worm Tyrant.

#Dune3

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@TheGuySwann Is this a joke.

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@BitcoinCom Fuck @YouTube

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@SeatGeek @SeatGeekHelp

Bought 4 concert tickets last fall (~$2k). ZERO disclosure anywhere they couldn’t be resold/transferred.

Bot confirmed: “This ticket is not eligible for resale or transfer on SeatGeek.” Impossible to reach a real human in app chat btw. Bot-only hell.

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@dotkrueger This is why we must ensure continued spice production on Arrakis, for use by Guild navigators.

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@MalcangiSarah It’s completely normal to want a woman who has never nagged a man.

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@blip_tm Not momoa, it’s…

… MONEO.

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@ProtPhilosopher The point that’s not being acknowledged here is that it was Luther + Gutenberg that created the Protestant bible, and without the confluence of technological development (printing press) none of us would be talking about this.

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@CigsMake We need to see Will Farrell’s version of this.

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@Meta_Trav Obviously AI-written post.