star stice

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

“u can’t say that” i can say even worse stuff

[snow_frog @snow_frog8]

I just shitmaxxed my pants after trying to fartmog someone

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

start in B2

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

"Okay, let's take a break from posting Scottie and Bennett."

Us five minutes later...

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

me after writing a vlookup

[Himmy Neutron @ATXHimmy]

Hold on y’all I gotta take this

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

my birthday is in july please plan accordingly

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

By request

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

things that feel sooo good when you’re a little tipsy
-sending a flirty text
-eating salt n’ vinegar kettle chips
-hearing your friend say “can i be
mean for a second?”
-doing finger-guns
-whitney houston’s “i wanna dance
with somebody”

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

woke up with horrible cramps... the body keeps the score...

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Don’t worry everybody, I fixed that absolute monstrosity of a Masters commercial.

You’re welcome.

[chase @cfree94]

if a diva clocks a tea, but no one is around to gag, does it even make a slay

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

he looks like he has one more question to ask on the ghost tour

[Good King Tweetman @Goodtweet_man]

HE’S REAL

[Rick Golfs @Top100Rick]

This is awesome. Tiger Woods discussing Scottie Scheffler’s game and their similarities.

It’s interesting he starts with misses. “We miss in the correct place.”

Tiger and Scottie are the 2 best ball strikers in modern history…neither go flag hunting.

[YO, WHIPLASH ❗️⭐️ @seccotines]

old people…… and me