ToiletTalks

bathroom etiquette for regular users .. tell your story

[ToiletTalks @backyardsbs]

I just farted on the train and the conductor rolled the windows down

[ToiletTalks @backyardsbs]

Bathroom Rule #2: When checking for a stall, never make eye contact. You’re looking for feet, not friends. #TTalks

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Sometimes the bathroom experience can be too serious — you just sit there afterwards and need to process what just happened. #TTalks

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They should stop calling them handicapped stalls and start calling them premium suites — more space, more privacy, five-star experience. #TTalks

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Can we make double-ply the national standard? Single-ply feels like punishment for something I didn’t do. #TTalks

[ToiletTalks @backyardsbs]

Bathroom Rule #1: If there are five stalls and only one is occupied — don’t pick the one right next to it. This isn’t chess, it’s common sense. #TTalks #Playbytherules

[ToiletTalks @backyardsbs]

Finding an open stall at 9 am is like finding a winning lottery ticket. Pure luck, instant relief, and a victory you didn’t even buy a ticket for. #ToiletTalks #BathroomEtiquette

[ToiletTalks @backyardsbs]

Welcome to Toilet Talks — your go-to spot for bathroom etiquette, relatable stories, and the unspoken rules of the loo. Become an educated user #ToiletTalks #BathroomEtiquette

[ToiletTalks @backyardsbs]

@FortniteBR Until when

[ToiletTalks @backyardsbs]

@FortniteGame How long until they r back up