Michael

If I had a life, I'd be living it.

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

@canadaposthelps @canadapostcorp Wow, talk about missing the point. The problem isn't getting flyers. Please look at the picture again. The problem is that your delivery person is stuffing MULTIPLE COPIES of the SAME FLYERS into my and probably other people's mailboxes.

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

Hey @canadapostcorp and @ShopprsDrugMart

I hope you know that whoever you're paying to put flyers in mailboxes is just stuffing as many as they can into as few mailboxes as possible.

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

RT @CTVCalgary: A recent genome-wide study found that more than 12,000 genetic variants can account for height differences amongst people. https://t.co/azjhTdN8Na

Soooo, I had 12000! chances to be tall and whiffed them all. Awesome.

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

If you're watching the last part of #Equalizer where #Denzel's character Robert is killing everyone with the tools from his store and all you're thinking about is the amount of worker safety violation forms they're going to have to fill out later, does that make you old?

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

If you need help, just ask.

[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

It’s Bell Let’s Talk Day! Check out how these celebrities look after their own mental health and join the conversation. For each video view, Bell donates an additional 5¢ to Canadian mental health initiatives. #BellLetsTalk

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

@CTVCalgary @AustinLeeCTV The photo that Kenny posted looks like it was from the Walmart at Deerfoot Meadows. I was there on Sunday afternoon and the meat section looked exactly like the photo.

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

@shakepay I wish I could. It stopped working a couple of weeks ago. #lame

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

@Ridd1e Gremlins

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

@meganfraser I see a lot of butt prints on the floor and broken furniture in the Olympic's future. 😂

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

@Nichameleon Do the hair flip! 😂

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

@Neil_Zee Awww... now you've jynxed it. We're getting a July snowstorm. 😂

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

@shillman1 Nope.

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

@meganfraser

I sit on my bed with a pillow under my knees. Alternate hot and cold compresses with tension bandages.

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

For anyone interested in getting free crypto.

https://t.co/V6IooNoMU0

$NAME

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

@Neil_Zee You can climb a mountain or go skiing out of bounds without a tracker because Bill Gates will always know where you are! 😂. jk

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

@Irine_Meier When you say you lost it, do you mean you no longer own it or that you've misplaced it? 😂

[Nic the Pixie @Nichameleon]

Retweet if you like da booty 🙊💖
I feel a bit cheeky posting these pics on here but there's NO WAY I could preview this set on Instagram so you can have another ✨ You know where to go to get the whole set and it's for ALL supporters so no one misses out on da Harley bootayyyy

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

@cryptocom @VeraBambiLIVE Here you go.

[Michael @bacon_bytes]

@nerdist Ultima III Exodus on an Olivetti M24 8MHz 8086 PC with two 5 1/4" floppy drives and no hard disk.

[Brent Butt @BrentButt]

Every view counts... #BellLetsTalk