Detective Bacon, Egg, and Cheese

I Love breakfast sandwiches and investigating and getting to the bottom of it

[Detective Bacon, Egg, and Cheese @bacon_eggcheeze]

If spurs win tonight I’m coming out to my family

[Detective Bacon, Egg, and Cheese @bacon_eggcheeze]

I don’t wanna hear another word about Harry Potter

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

That one ex-friend that was lowkey supposed to be in your life forever

[Detective Bacon, Egg, and Cheese @bacon_eggcheeze]

Longest6 seconds of my life

[Detective Bacon, Egg, and Cheese @bacon_eggcheeze]

The concept of having to get a couch into my apartment is stressing me out beyond belief and I have 2 months

[Detective Bacon, Egg, and Cheese @bacon_eggcheeze]

If they made it so everytime someone gets any kind of foul in basketball they have to go out of the game for at least a play or something like that. Would people fake fouls more or would it make People really play less offensive basketball

[Detective Bacon, Egg, and Cheese @bacon_eggcheeze]

They should invent an aperol spritz that tastes good

[Detective Bacon, Egg, and Cheese @bacon_eggcheeze]

David Rossi got a scary ass face

[Detective Bacon, Egg, and Cheese @bacon_eggcheeze]

The Mayor of Joy and Happiness has repealed evil

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Scott Robertson @counterscottGO]

anti-ICE Wemby vs. Mamdani's Knicks, woke is so back

[Detective Bacon, Egg, and Cheese @bacon_eggcheeze]

There are too many DJ’s

[Amber @amberofoh]

Imagine being scared of Cincinnati. Can't relate.

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

haven’t had a negative thought in three days

[Detective Bacon, Egg, and Cheese @bacon_eggcheeze]

@CatholicCharm Lifeguard

[Detective Bacon, Egg, and Cheese @bacon_eggcheeze]

@paging_cora Is that dog medicine guy?

[Detective Bacon, Egg, and Cheese @bacon_eggcheeze]

Selena Gomez scary as hell

[misa! @misak1nz]

not the person i want to be yet but far from the person i was

[Detective Bacon, Egg, and Cheese @bacon_eggcheeze]

@lesbygambino Who are Sue?

[Detective Bacon, Egg, and Cheese @bacon_eggcheeze]

Rusty Featherstone is the most attractive man on earth