David Liotta

Ight imma head out.

[David Liotta @baconbaron]

Everyone has a different point where they decide that enough is enough.

For me it's when the owner of this app proudly does the Nazi salute on national television.

You can now find me on Bluesky: https://t.co/aXyX0W4Elj

Or Instagram: davesepicadventures

That's all folks.

[David Liotta @baconbaron]

@broadwaybabyto @jchudface @PomLakeside @AletteTX I did it last year, and there was no waiting period. Once I was in, the doctor and I chatted for a few minutes, all he asked me was if my wife and I had talked about this decision, in the context of communication and a healthy relationship. That's it, then straight to snip time!

[David Liotta @baconbaron]

@VeryBadLlama My favourite part of the original post is the warmongering conservatives in the comments who seem to be unaware all they'd accomplish is getting another ten million people who'd overwhelmingly vote Democrat.

[David Liotta @baconbaron]

@broadwaybabyto Wow... Very ridiculous!

[David Liotta @baconbaron]

@clareblackwood "Unfortunately your fare does not include wolf-free seating. However, for an additional $600 you may upgrade to seating which includes 2 extra inches of space, a dinner worse than the ones you made in college, and fewer* wolves!"
*(Fewer does not mean zero)

[MLB @MLB]

SHOHEI OHTANI HAS DONE IT

50 HOME RUNS | 50 STOLEN BASES

HISTORY

[David Liotta @baconbaron]

@TaoofStieb I don't get why they didn't intentionally walk Schwarber. He's clearly in a groove tonight, they had first open, and putting the force on at home is your best shot at keeping the tying run from scoring.

[Formula 1 @F1]

FORZA FERRARI ❤️🐎

#F1 #ItalianGP

[David Liotta @baconbaron]

@LeoRautins RIP Cooper, so sorry for your loss Leo. ❤️

[manic proxy freak show @ProxyFreak]

As an actual "professional" screenwriter, the sheer ratio of jokes/second here is insane. This is an all-timer no question.

[Formula 1 @F1]

BACK ON TOP!!! 🤩

LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BRITISH GRAND PRIX!

#F1 #BritishGP

[David Liotta @baconbaron]

Is there anything more Italian than doing the bare minimum at the absolute last minute to succeed? #EURo2024

[David Liotta @baconbaron]

@AirCanada Too bad Porter has been doing this for years already. And Porter actually uses Canadian wine instead of importing wine from France like AC appears to be doing. Do better.

[Formula 1 @F1]

HE’S DONE IT!!!! 🏆

CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE MONACO GRAND PRIX 🤍❤️

#F1 #MonacoGP

[David Liotta @baconbaron]

Ranking of Matthews' possible final goal total:

67: Literally the funniest possible outcome if he's stuck here now.
70: Another massive milestone, cementing him as the GLOAT.
69: Nice
71+: Nobody cares unless he gets to 80.
68: What are we even doing here?

#LeafsForever

[David Liotta @baconbaron]

That eclipse could have been an email.

[David Liotta @baconbaron]

@clareblackwood Did you buy the cat light switch plate, or did you choose this apartment because it already came with that?

[David Liotta @baconbaron]

@ask_aubry The only possible option here...

[David Liotta @baconbaron]

Possible #Leafs forward lines for playoffs:
Bertuzzi - Matthews - Domi
Nylander - Tavares - Marner
Knies - Holmberg - McMann
Dewar - Kampf - Jarnkrok

Three legit scoring lines with balance, speed, and aggressiveness, and a legit checking line. Nightmare to match up against.