Sam 'Bacon' Phinney

Hey I'm Sam, or Bacon. This is for stalking celebrities and internet friends. Not for socializing with people from the real world. Thanks.

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

@jaymccunto @KatieM7_ @MyCallToArms aw :) happy birthday twin

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

i'll tolerate all the systematic oppression as long as i can express my identity through the public display of consumer goods i've purchased

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

that was supposed to say trending but tweeting works too I guess

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

The fact that Meet the Robinsons is tweeting will actually make me cry I swear. Best movie of all time.

[Dan Gheesling @DanGheesling]

The shot from @SAMacEwan tonight! #SAMU

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

#SAMU 😁

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

@DanGheesling @SAMacEwan @MacEwanU super excited :)

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

@jaymccunto @runthefox spread the word

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

@runthefox @CaityFM @JusticeCurveTV it's only been like what? 3 years?

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

@CaityFM @runthefox I smell a reunion..

[bill murray @maybefoxes]

remember when RT @BaconExplodes: Hi does anybody remember this? #christmasmemories

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

@ranceypants http://t.co/5v7Sw8xljz to

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

“@officialjaden: Anyone Born On This Planet Should Have A Planetary Citizenship Enabling Them To Freely Explore There Home” preach

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

thank each of your ancestors for successfully passing on their genes for millions of years so we could sit in front of screens feeling lost

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

@ranceypants bae

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

Me: I have a two hour break today I'll get so much done
Me: *blogs on my phone for two hours*

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

I am serious what is making these fart noises

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

PRETTY SURE A GHOST JUST FARTED IN MY ROOM WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

Ew there's a couple next to me

[Sam 'Bacon' Phinney @BaconExplodes]

I want Starbucks but I have such a good spot right now