lord crunkington III 🇵🇭

film photographer 📸

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

twitter already did "it's classist to make fun of cheesecake factory" discourse in 2020 except it was doordashing olive garden

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

the h3 clips have blown my mind. no one ever seems to be having a good time. ethan is always being a dickhead. his idf wife contributes nothing except grotesque neon clothes. some producer behind a giant monitor is always doing damage control. chopped vibes all around

[Slutzy Putzy @putzisbackbaby]

YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END

[yume nikki minaj à trois @jun3buggy]

elizabeth holmes is a whoville 10

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

I hope the molotov cocktails weren't hurt

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

smoking after a nap is like a wake and bake’s evil twin

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

@RaineyOvalle thoughts on thots

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

The part no one is bringing up is WHY this happened.

These “Super-PAWGs” are the result of a shift in the zeitgeist of desirability among white women.

A lot of the under-30 gym girlies will not have this context, so they aren’t necessarily at fault for this, but I watched this shit happen in real time. Thin was in for most of my early life. ESPECIALLY for white women.

White women were not interested in having fat asses until the early 2010s when the Kl*nd*shians popularized BBLs and caricatured Black women’s natural figure into a cartoonishly goofy silhouette with weird proportions.

The unintended side-effect of this was that naturally thicker white women finally found the confidence to love themselves and work towards attainable fitness goals, but that doesn’t change the seeds of appropriation and commodification of Black women’s bodies that blossomed into the flower of white women’s relatively newfound confidence.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

how are so many of you unemployed but living in nyc. what the fuck do yalls parents do.

[JeromeTheDJ @JeromeTheDeejay]

Footwork as a genre is really one of the most beautiful manifestations of black art that we've been blessed with

[Mecenate @LaMecenatee]

Me looking around for lumpia and adobo https://t.co/AVSgSpAGnO

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

https://t.co/QE3H1UjhNB thinking about the wiz khalifa track that samples a chrono trigger song that isn't available on streaming

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Sure I'll play

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

at the savannah bananas game. they’re holding up a baby in a potato costume and chanting “tater tot.” shirtless men are eating cheeseburgers from out of each other’s armpits. “cotton eye joe” played 7 times.

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

@SimonHoiberg

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

$5,000 to every American adult would be a total payout of roughly $1,348,500,000,000 so It's actually comical that people actually think he will do it

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”

[steph 🪩 | TMBG NOV 14 @b3lg1an_st3w]

how it feels

[Grimace Smoking Weed @high_grimace]

i'm smoking weed and feeling an ancient sorrow