Darren Tugwood

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

Gawd, I wish I was even half as amazing, talented, intelligent, and beautiful as @JocelynSippola #shesamazing #wishiwasher

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

Illuminaughty - secret porn organization.

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

"@Cellar_Sisters: Excited for #CountyCharacter tonight. #OntarioWineSociety new #PEC chapter @PECWines"
Time to get good and fucked up!

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

@TimHortons When I order a coffee, I don't mean some coffee poured haphazardly in the general direction of a cup. Get your shit together!

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

"@TastetheCounty: April showers on Fiddlehead Farm"
Uhh, it rained everywhere in the area. #facepalm

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

At Herbert's chip wagon, @Dufferchipwagon. Delightful.

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

"@Belleville_Ont: Councillor wants peddlers to PAY!!"
Finally, some love for the #SUV crowd. Down with cycling!

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

@ktizzard, @Brashman Loving the Ken Tizzard show at the Red Lion. @kidacoustic, you gotta get this guy back soon.

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

"@Jason__L: #driving is not difficult"
I find it overwhelming, complicated, and scary.

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

@ktizzard Fuck yeah, see you there.

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

"@Jason__L: No bar because it has cover? #Joke cheap bastards"
Start your own bar, in the street!

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

"@radd_rick: #hhk #ottawa goin down right now! W/ @Lana_L"
Have fun, hambone!

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

@kidacoustc, #theacousticgrill, the guy who did Beat it, not Billy Jean. I was drunk.

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

@kidacoustc #theacousticgrill
When's that dude who did the slick #lounge cover of #BillyJean coming back?

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

"@CouncillorTom: Budget complete!"
#SlowClap /sarcasm

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

"@TastetheCounty: ridiculously nice out right now. Who's getting ready to BBQ?"
I'm smoking a cigar and eating some #BBQ chips. That count?

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

"@AndersonROCK107: Rock107 "Anderson In The Morning" Listener Email"
This story is either made up completely, or the woman is delusional.

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

Took a HUGE #dump this morning. Need something to fill the #void, maybe today is the day the stars align for @Dufferchipwagon!

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

"@meegodo: This is one of our 6 ft long, foldable banquet tables for rent."
Can it hold a stripper?

[Darren Tugwood @BaconFlower]

"@BellevilleON: Council discussing modest transit fare increase."
Unfair! My uncle was killed due to a modest transit fare increase.