Baconisms

Just some things Larry Tyler Bacon decides to spew out of his brain

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“I’m anxious, I’m waiting for this girls fish pics”

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“She’s Mexican? She just looks Latino”

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“Can we do a wet t shirt contest at mercellas?”

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Girl trying to hit bacons juul: “do you have COVID?”
Bacon: “don’t we all”

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*middle of hockey game*
“Boys, I’m taking a shift off I had a hefty quesadilla before this”

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*bacon points at fire vehicle*
Bacon: “Dude I’ll call the cops on ya”
Bowman: “that’s a fireman”
Bacon: “he’ll still arrest ya”

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“Dude I look like Hitler’s wet dream every time I get a haircut”

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“Dude I’m afraid I’m gonna be doing a squat and get a full on raging boner”

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*Rehm hangs up call from his mom*
Bacon: “yo do you guys eat ass because I normally don’t but I’d live in this one girls ass”

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Bro I’d totally whip trump’s ass in some 2k

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If you’re not doing dry scoops you’re living in 2012 dude

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Ya, dude me when I smoke some bowls

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Bowman: Bacon, wanna go to UDF?
Bacon: nah dude last time I was way over my head with that milkshake

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Tell me that doesn’t look soft to you. Something in my brain is telling me to touch it

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“If you don’t think there are salamanders in that stream you’re playing yourself”

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Girl: what type of shoes are those?
Bacon: I don’t really know they’re adidas I got them on clearance