Jess

Can I pet your dog?

[Jess @baconjess]

Line-cutting mom at the farmers market named her fedora-wearing child Arson.

[Jess @baconjess]

#packpix

[Jess @baconjess]

Go Wolves! #packpix

[Jess @baconjess]

Casting the Wolves game from the League Pass app to the hotel TV and it sounds like everyone is on helium.

[Jess @baconjess]

@RachelBrougham @slaterforlife @ohrebeca @NaomiOrre @heather_24 Same. With the same name.

[r daneel olivaw @trillharris]

The truly fucked up thing that gets skipped over in these cases is that the cops were so eager to get someone behind bars that *the actual perpetrator* is not punished. Seems wild

[Jess @baconjess]

Or possibly a wrestling meet.

[Jess @baconjess]

This court looks like it should be hosting an arena football game.

[Jess @baconjess]

Not only am I working on a holiday, but Word just shit the bed and I lost a bunch of work. Perfect.

[Jess @baconjess]

Once again, Amy Grant started up at Iron Door, only to be cut off moments later.

[Timberwolves Clips @WolvesClips]

Anthony Edwards rim-bending dunk

[Jess @baconjess]

@teandoranges I would be THRILLED.

[Jess @baconjess]

She's back on her bullshit.

[jordan from cwnp and also the dj @tornadojally]

“Anthony Edwards to inbound”

[Jess @baconjess]

@DreamPharmD David Brauer created a couple of MSP folks starter packs. That might be a good place to start.

[Jess @baconjess]

@BekaBooMN That's about all we can ask for, honestly.

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@BekaBooMN Hoping for this at my family wedding this weekend. I don't want to go, but my aunts and uncles are getting old.

[Jess @baconjess]

@Booch_Nelson Yeah, it's super gross.

[Jess @baconjess]

Iron Door is playing Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch and man, did I make a great decision to watch the game here.

[Jess @baconjess]

@Booch_Nelson We have too many sports!

[Jess @baconjess]

@Booch_Nelson Extra/plus. Wild is on regular whatever it's called now.

[Jess @baconjess]

@fatassets It was just a brilliant show.