Gerard Peters

L.A based Standup comic and drinker of arrowhead brand water

[Gerard Peters @baconladstrikes]

Every year for 8 plus years we got my grandmother the same chia pet. The first time she opened she said "hmm well" #MyFamilyIsWeird

[Gerard Peters @baconladstrikes]

"We have it worse than any other generation" he thought as he waited on his froyo to be delivered.

[Gerard Peters @baconladstrikes]

Got a slice the other night. Guy asked me how I was doing and I replied "smoking bowls and taking strolls". He wasn't even mad I didn't pay.

[The Pack Theater @PackTheater]

Thurs Night Is @SETLISTSHOW ! 10:30PM! Improvised Standup From Your Favorite Comedians! https://t.co/S7tPPQ8qFp

[Gerard Peters @baconladstrikes]

@MountainDew is the dewcision annual?

[Gerard Peters @baconladstrikes]

Tone Locs of love #HipHopCharities @Midnight

[Gerard Peters @baconladstrikes]

#ItsAGreatDayFor a comedy show @PackTheater #LA #Comedy #pokemongo #unrelatedhashtags #dankmemes #hilary #socialmediapresence

[Gerard Peters @baconladstrikes]

Vacashaming, a real issue guys. Where are you going?! This is a real thing!! GUYS! GUYS!!!! VACASHAMING!!! https://t.co/GZ5fVQhR3a

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

According to a recent survey, millennials are the most likely to make others feel a sense of shame for taking a vacation.

[Gerard Peters @baconladstrikes]

Pam Grier's of War #RuinAVideoGame

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My dinner with andre:The Movie:The Game #RuinAVideoGame

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Tax Evasion: Vice City #RuinAVideoGame

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@TrendCityShow Thanks for the follow!

[Gerard Peters @baconladstrikes]

#WeirdWalmartGreetings You should travel to Los Feliz California Jun 22nd and go upstairs at the clubhouse and watch Spike The Punchline!

[Gerard Peters @baconladstrikes]

#WeirdWalmartGreetings THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

[Gerard Peters @baconladstrikes]

#ICouldntSleepBecause I'm too excited for my comedy show next wednesday Jun 22nd upstairs at the clubhouse #LA #losfeliz #standup #freebeer

[Gerard Peters @baconladstrikes]

Hey guys next Wednesday we have a kickass comedy show for you at the clubhouse upstairs at 10 p.m #KevinHart will not be there. #losfeliz

[Gerard Peters @baconladstrikes]

Can't you hear me crocking? #DadSongs

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LIVE on #Periscope: Stripper in Hollywood! https://t.co/zCrx0d0EMY

[Gerard Peters @baconladstrikes]

#BeforeYouTube my dad had to teach me how to tie a tie. Gross. @midnight