Stuff Seth Says

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Me: "Sorry Seth, we're out of bacon."
Seth, mournfully looking into distance: "Daddy, that gives me bacon sadness." #baconsadness

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"I hope I win, so there can finally be peace!" - Seth to me while playing a game of War at the cottage.

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"Time is lost getting clothes on for recess. It can never be returned." - Seth re: having to dress for recess at school

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"Those drops do NOTHING!! You just put them in my eyes to HURT me!!" - Seth re: his eye meds

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"When I grow up, I will need an online name for games. I will be 'TheDeathRider'. I'll be on fire and riding a motorcycle."

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"How are you feeling, Seth?"

"I'm feeling pretty good, Daddy. I took some pills!"

- Seth re: his hurt knee and his affinity for Advil

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"Daddy, teleporting is the best power. I could leave bed whenever I wanted to go pee without being cold." #BestPower

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"Daddy, I'm not Thanos. Thanos would never laugh when he was tickled." - Seth after I said Thanos also had blue eyes

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Me: "Seth, where is your sock?"
Seth, deadpan: "I lost it in the war."

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"I love my birthday. That is when I level up and get points for Strength!"

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"Daddy, I hate this rain. It makes the whole street look uncoloured." - Seth re: the gloomy morning on Joseph Street.

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"Well, for starters, our current house does not have a Cracker & Lollipop Machine." - Seth, re: why the house he dreamed about is better

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"Mommy, wouldn't it be great if we had two thousand dollars?"
"Yes Seth, that'd be great."
"Yeah ... imagine all the BREAD we could buy!!"

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"Science camp was no good. We did not make any magic potions of any kind." - Seth re: lunch hour 'science camp'

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"The wilderness is dangerous. There could be bears. They will eat your organs." - Seth, explaining the "wilderness" he created out of blocks

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"Daddy, I hate this day."

"Why?"

*looks at melted snow*

"Winter is dead."

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"Don't thank me, Daddy. It was Mommy's idea to apologize to you for being bad, so you should thank her." #MommysIdea

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"Daddy, it doesn't matter if Santa brings us any gifts or not. Because we are a family and that is the best gift and we already own it."

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"I wish the sun would explode so school would be cancelled!!" - Seth expounding on how much he did not want to go to school today

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"A Game For People Who Need Help With Numbers & Letters But Not For People Who Already Know How To Do Those Things" -Seth's future videogame

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"We ate like prisoners. We were not allowed to choose what we wanted." - Seth re: the meal provided at a birthday party at Burger King.