The Utterly Uninteresting Bacon

Former Professional Button Pusher, current ne'er do well, prolific lover of obscure bands, constant wearer of shorts, and semi competent parental unit.

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Vaping: Where smoking is made more exciting by adding the thrill of kissing a grenade!!!

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When is it become, “Dancing With The… Wait Who Is that Now? Huh! And That’s A Show? And People Watch That? Well How Nice For Them!!!”

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@adamwilbourn @ReynardAnna

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@JamesDowsee What is the kazoo song you used in the Tues Your Owen Adventure videos?

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@KatieCooley26 Agree!!! The show they’re trying to piggy back off of with that was cancelled a decade ago!!!

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@TheMattCardona Dude, you’re going home to @ImChelseaGreen, I’m struggling to feel sorry for you!!!🤣

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@GMorgan04

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@PhillyD

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@ShadowTodd I’LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT!!!😂

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@christinaperri Congratulations!!!!

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@SRuhle You know I didn’t think I had PTSD, then you showed me that photo…😳

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@kevincarr

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@ShadowTodd

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@amyrapeer

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@RikerGoogling Borg Collective: Self determination is irrelevant. Individuality is irrelevant. Hair is irrelevant. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

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@NewRockstars @eavoss Are you guys covering Westworld this season?

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The recount was scheduled to be completed next Tuesday, but many counties were already done and McCormick was gaining no ground.

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@JamesGunn It’s simple really, ignore it like it doesn’t exist. Then write a kick ass Scooby Doo movie!

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This is the kind of story we need right now!!! @LateNightSeth
Pearl Jam - Mind Your Manners - Oakland (May 13, 2022) https://t.co/GX1co4kduN via @YouTube

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