Nat

Mum, geek, bacon lover. ADHD af. I’m a god damn delight 💃 she/her 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[SunderlandLollipops 💙 @SunderlandLolly]

Haha 😄 🤣 😂 Love this
#Reform

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear.

This man sows hate, lies and division.

He is a grifter and a conman.

He does not represent the vast majority of Britons.

RT if you agree

P.s. multiculturalism is great.

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

This is real patriotism.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Mind you Charlie Kirk thought college was a scam and women shouldn’t get an education

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Donald Trump is what happens when nobody ever tells men to shut the fuck up

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the drag queens people are terrified of btw😭

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

The Reform Guide to Patriotism

Step 1:
Complain Britain is a “third world shithole” while living in the world’s 6th largest economy with free healthcare, free education, clean water and a functioning democracy.

Step 2:
Worship billionaires who don’t pay tax in Britain then blame immigrants on minimum wage for ruining the economy and your life. Bonus points if your hero is a crypto bro, a convicted fraudster or an American tech mogul who would never set foot within a thousand miles of your town.

Step 3:
Hate London with every fibre of your being despite not having visited since a school trip to the National History Museum. Call it a “foreign city” and deny it’s one of the world’s great capitals, the global centre of finance, culture, theatre, music and sport that generates a quarter of the UK’s entire GDP and quietly pays for your roads, your hospitals and your benefits. Disown it because you saw a TikTok.

Step 4:
Share hideously designed memes over and over again. Ideally featuring AI generated angry crowds with mashed up faces carrying upside down flags. Or barrel chested bulldogs.

Step 5:
Cheer every piece of bad news about your own country like you’ve won the lottery. Crime stats, NHS queues, potholes, you love it all. If it’s not true share it anyway. If something goes well pretend it didn’t happen. The only time you’re proud to be British is when you’re telling everyone how awful it is.

Step 6:
Discover Christianity despite not setting foot in a church since your mate’s wedding in 2014. Post about “defending Christian values” then spend the rest of the day calling strangers c*nts online.

Step 7:
Shout “Britain is broken” every single day while devouring GB News and trashing the BBC. Get your worldview from a channel owned by a foreign hedge fund or tax-dodging non-dom aristocrats.

Step 8:
Import American MAGA culture war talking points from people who couldn’t find Britain on a map and still insult your military, your cities and your food. Then call everyone else a traitor.

Step 9:
Obsess about boats in the Channel, the EU and the state of the entire developing world despite having practically zero personal experience of any of them.

Step 10:
Vote Reform, a party with no policies that benefit you or survive contact with a calculator. Then wonder why nothing changes.

Bonus:
Change your profile pic to a lion with a Union Jack painted on its face or a historically inaccurate crusader, misspell sovereignty in your bio and tell a stranger on the internet to “wake up” at least three times before lunch.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear.

This man sows hate, lies and division.

He is a grifter and a conman.

He does not represent the vast majority of Britons.

RT if you agree

P.s. multiculturalism is great.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

It’s important that you understand what happened last night.

Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue.

In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired.

CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.”

In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump.

But censorship always backfires.

Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Holy shit, I love this dude's energy -- this is AMAZING how he gets ICE to back all the way down!!!

FUCK ICE!!!!

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Trump admits in a jaw-dropping letter to Norway’s Prime Minister that he's threatening to seize Greenland because he's upset that he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.

We have entered full-blown mad king territory...

"Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America," Trump began in his letter to Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre.

The letter was reported by Nick Schifrin of PBS News, who revealed that it was forwarded to "multiple European ambassadors in Washington."

"Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a 'right of ownership' anyway?" Trump continued. "There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also."

"I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT" he concluded.

Where do we even begin with this insanity? To point out the least important part first, the government of Norway has no say in who receives the Nobel Peace Prize. The award is decided by the Nobel Institute, which is located in Norway but is an independent entity.

Moving on to the meat of the matter, Trump admitting that he's less interested in peace now because he was denied the peace prize should be grounds for impeachment or even removal under the 25th Amendment. These are the words of a lunatic dictator. He is clearly profoundly mentally unwell and is now threatening to invade a NATO nation because of a petty, personal perception that he was slighted.

To point out the painfully obvious, none of this in the best interests of the United States. We can already station as many troops and military assets in Greenland as we like under NATO agreements. Trump is alienating us from our closest allies and starting another destructive trade war because he's angry that Barack Obama, a Black man, received an award that he's been denied.

It's no longer enough that we simply remove Trump from office. He needs to be prosecuted and locked up for the rest of his life as punishment for this never-ending crime spree.

Please ❤️ and share to demand that the 25th Amendment be invoked!

[Nat @baconwatch]

@dpduk_ is it standard practice for a driver to deliver a parcel to a neighbour without bothering to knock on the door? I was literally sitting by the front door so I know they didn’t even try to deliver it to me. Terrible service!

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Some mook filed a copyright complaint because I posted a picture of the YR Nazi Master Race Telegram Squad.

Here's another. Don't retweet this or they'll be very hangry.

[The Rejoin EU Party @RejoinP]

🚨Why is Farage shaking his hand? 🇷🇺

❗ This is Russian ambassador Alexander Yakovenko. Nigel Farage lied about meeting him.

Yakovenko was part of Putin’s plan to disrupt the West #Brexit before Russia invaded Ukraine.

📢 👇 Don’t let this be buried. Retweet this.

[Dr. Ian Garner @irgarner]

In Britain, a former far-right Reform party politician has been convicted of taking bribes to promote Russian viewpoints.

Another scandal that should be the end of Reform but will be ignored unless we make a lot of noise about it.
https://t.co/TgtyM7geIF

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

This is Office David Rose, who was killed during a mass shooting at the CDC by an anti-vax extremist. Sec. Robert F. Kennedy Jr, who oversees the CDC, did not attend Rose’s funeral but found the time to speak at Charlie Kirk’s memorial.

RETWEET to honor Officer Rose! ❤️

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

It's hilarious to me that people can say.

"Energy is too expensive, food is too expensive, rent is too expensive, my mortgage is too expensive."

Then blame immigrants.

What about the people who own all these things and who are making vast profits?

Are they invisible?

[Brendan May @bmay]

Waxed Lemon, who seems to need a holiday every few days because his endless attention seeking is so exhausting, has now been deported from first Colombia then Panama.

Good to see these countries controlling their borders to keep the undesirables out.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

After promising to root out waste and ensure taxpayers' money is spent on "things that matter", Andrea Jenkyns wants to spend £147,000 on answering her emails. Somebody call DOGE!