Wyatt Scott

[stephen. @stephentomwest]

@StoicRonin338 @PicturesFoIder We do not accept Ellie Goulding slander on twitter.

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

I love/hate the way that meteor showers draw me in. I’ll look up at the sky and catch 2-3 a minute, go to lay out at the beach at 1 am and not see any for close to an hour, and when I want to leave, I see another burst and stay longer. Zuckerberg’s targeted ads are getting better

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

@Bojangles So, did I win? (Sorry for the late text, I just really need a new Xbox controller. Hoping ur up…)

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

@amberfoxyy I love filming corn! And other vegetables too! Right now I have a baby bell pepper that is extra cute. I’ve been taking lots of pictures of him. My squash is still only flowering but she’s still very photogenic.

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

@lordhellion @Nimbopill Hey, you do you boo. But like.. maybe don’t also. Weather pending

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

Something you should know about me: I’m the only person on earth who likes going to the DMV.

And over the pandemic… I got busy. (Thread)

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

@ScottHanson Between Mike Evans and Stefon Diggs, I went from second in my league going into the playoffs, to fighting for a third place finish these next two weeks which means $0 profit and some loss

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

What the hell happened? Computers don’t have disk drives anymore?? Am I old?

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

2021! #YearOfTheWorms

[Bojangles @Bojangles]

Ok, we’re really doing this. 🎮 Retweet & follow for a chance to win a Big Bo Xbox Series X. (Yes, seriously)

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

@waitnowhat_ I’ll take “Reasons not to open my mouth too much” for $500 Alex

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

Now how the hell am I getting more business done across the spectrum at 3:30 am compared to what I can get done at 3:30 pm? Service industry hours?

[R.J.K @_jahdai__]

Aye...who’s tryin to be my lil spoon while we get spooky watching Tim Burton movies

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

Lizards are neat. I just watched one of these fellers eat 9 mosquitos off the screen of the porch. Keep it up buddy! #LizzardLyfe

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Every generation in the history of humanity has thought the world was ending with them

Don’t worry. There’s no way we’re lucky enough for it to be us

So y’all may as well hole up at Arby’s to wait out this pandemic. amirite, gang?

Arby’s: where nobody cares if you live or die

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

@maddie_phattie_ FACT: Girls cannot poop or fart until they’re 35. Open a biology book and give your balls a tug. Mangoes are delightfully delicious fruits though 🥭

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

Sooo I caught the garter at a wedding tonight and turned it into a somersault.. Apparently I have to find a wife now. Who’s finna get domestic?

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

Gonna need to take about 40% off this one real quick

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

@AnnaTaco I visited there for a day so that’s insanely relatable to me #IveBeenThereGirl

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

Positive note, Reno’s locally distilled “The Biggest Little Bourbon” slaps so hard

[Wyatt Scott @baconysoap]

Dealing with Reno’s airport and flights moving around has me drinking double bourbons on the rocks at 10:30 in the freaking morning