I love/hate the way that meteor showers draw me in. I’ll look up at the sky and catch 2-3 a minute, go to lay out at the beach at 1 am and not see any for close to an hour, and when I want to leave, I see another burst and stay longer. Zuckerberg’s targeted ads are getting better
@amberfoxyy I love filming corn! And other vegetables too! Right now I have a baby bell pepper that is extra cute. I’ve been taking lots of pictures of him. My squash is still only flowering but she’s still very photogenic.
@ScottHanson Between Mike Evans and Stefon Diggs, I went from second in my league going into the playoffs, to fighting for a third place finish these next two weeks which means $0 profit and some loss
Every generation in the history of humanity has thought the world was ending with them
Don’t worry. There’s no way we’re lucky enough for it to be us
So y’all may as well hole up at Arby’s to wait out this pandemic. amirite, gang?
Arby’s: where nobody cares if you live or die
@maddie_phattie_ FACT: Girls cannot poop or fart until they’re 35. Open a biology book and give your balls a tug. Mangoes are delightfully delicious fruits though 🥭