zoe 🦇

[Duke Herndon @DukeHerndon]

People from up North will move to the South (now the most populous region of the country), say this shit in mixed company and cackle like it’s charming or funny. Then complain we’re “unfriendly”

[Neet @neet_sol]

Getting laid off and then thanking the company on Linkedin is next level wage cattle

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

as a breakfast restaurant why would you open at 8am? You are at the very least missing 2 hours of breakfast by starting at 8am. Deeply unserious and scared of money if you ask me.

[ethéra @etheravibe]

this is what a house should look like, not those cold looking offices

[lia @tallsnail]

love trash day. love hearing that truck. humans getting stuff done. cooperation. logistics. municipal services. civilization.

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

I am done with Wanting. It’s time for Having

[zoe 🦇 @bacteri0_phage]

@thebeaconsignal @GovPressOffice Thanks gpt

[alyssa @alyssamariiee11]

Charlie Kirk was assassinated in a gun free zone. Shut the actual fuck up about gun control

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Using an authenticator app 36 times a day

[zoe 🦇 @bacteri0_phage]

been getting into pineapple lately

[zoe 🦇 @bacteri0_phage]

Why do bitches ask about the meanings of words in TikTok comments, girl if u don’t GOOGLE…

[zoe 🦇 @bacteri0_phage]

There’s something so powerful and perfect about the shape of Texas

[zoe 🦇 @bacteri0_phage]

@LiquidDeath @elfcosmetics Plsss restock pls

[zoe 🦇 @bacteri0_phage]

M1 processor vs 102 MG CSV file, who will win 🧐

[vee @inejskn1ves]

it’s women’s history month and palestinian women don’t have enough feminine hygiene products and are dying from infections. they are giving birth through c section without anesthesia. women in congo, sudan and yemen are being sexually abused. this is the biggest feminist issue ++