felix (sproto arc)

top cinco cats. $bitcoin blonkchains.

[felix (sproto arc) @bad2thebean]

Imagine if you could buy bitcoin on eth

[felix (sproto arc) @bad2thebean]

@TreeNewsFeed

[felix (sproto arc) @bad2thebean]

@functi0nZer0 I knew I’ve been preparing my udon noodles wrongly

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

Me at the Dacia dealership, demanding a brand new 2008 Dacia Logan

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

nazi goon: “vhat are you doing mein hitler, commander of the third reich?”

“Ich bin working on mein new creation: Microsoft Outlook”

[⚢ ゜𓈒 | naim’s pr manager @CLITITICUS]

koreans be like: im so tannnnnn ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ im such a niggerrrrrr ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ my blackie negro skin ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[hunter @3gpmh]

boobs are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

[Gaius @Gaius_Irae]

TITS, BOOBIES, BIG FUCKING TITS YESSSSS YESSSSSS YEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[mass @Memetic_Theory]

Hegel? The guy who figured out how to make your pussy tighter?

[Mihir @__mihir]

My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[Reliona @relionwastaken]

requesting a butthole tattoo and leaving after they shave my crack real smooth

[Quality Learing Center @qualitylearnc]

What an app

[ajay @1meajay]

women swear they don't kiss and tell but their friends know your dick length and girth

[felix (sproto arc) @bad2thebean]

Whoever psyopped the general population into believing AI consumes huge amounts of water rather than electricity deserves a prize

[naiive @naiivememe]

“ don’t worry , my dog doesn’t bite, he’s nice “

the dog :

[felix (sproto arc) @bad2thebean]

@TreeNewsFeed We’re all the april fools

[@redaction @redaction]

>writing is 35,000 years older than previously believed

>it’s European

[eugyppius @eugyppius1]

If you are ever on a crashing airplane, know that you will not be permitted any silence or dignity to contemplate your impending fate and reflect on your mortality. Instead, you'll be subject to the pointless unproductive screaming of the hysterical foids all around you.

[AltAzn @Alt_Azn]

We're literally at a point where black people can get away with murder by saying they're too retarded.