🪄 Kamek 🪄

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀OH MY GOODNESS!⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ (parody account)⠀⠀— ✍️ #KyoSW; mun 18+

[🪄 Kamek 🪄 @badIuckspace]

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you may have heard of me.
⠀i am known as KAMEK!
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[🪄 Kamek 🪄 @badIuckspace]

my back is CROOKED

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CAN SOMEBKDY SEND ME ADVIL??? METAL SONIC HURTS

[🪄 Kamek 🪄 @badIuckspace]

@SCRAMBLDEGGZONE No, that’s normal for him. He’s fine.

[🪄 Kamek 🪄 @badIuckspace]

Applications ARE still open.

(I don’t know how to feel about the yellow guy.)

[🥈 SILVER SONIC‼️ @SCRAMBLDEGGZONE]

@badIuckspace OOOOAAAAAAUUUUUURUHRHHGG

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@SCRAMBLDEGGZONE [ gently pressing a ? block sticker onto silver Sonic’s forehead ]

[🪄 Kamek 🪄 @badIuckspace]

@peskypIumber What the fuck…

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@peskypIumber [ becoming horrified ] They Can What

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@peskypIumber That’s what they WANT you to think. Could winds carry their seeds to the underground?? Or ancient temples??? How did they get to his majesty’s rage stage, I need to KNOW,

[🪄 Kamek 🪄 @badIuckspace]

@peskypIumber [ looks around to make sure no other talker flowers are around ] I have a theory… that those flowers are more than just ‘talking flowers’. I think they are a pretense of something greater, tell me— have you ever seen a talking flower seed? Or wonder who puts them where?

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[ wheezes ] I hope his nastiness can wonder us out of debt

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WHO posted my NUDES on TWITTER DOT COM?!?

[🪄 Kamek 🪄 @badIuckspace]

“WOKE” Mario bro’s plumbing
SAPPHIC princess peach
PANSEXUAL rosalina
TOPSCAR road
luigi
toad’s HOMOSEXUAL factory
BONER dry dunes

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@PowerArmoring Please

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@abossapproaches @REINADESHROOMS oououiie… your stankiness…. It h;urts so baahdOKD COFFG FGOOGK

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@saItatore Lord Stromboli… it seems in your anger, you… k¡lled him.

[🪄 Kamek 🪄 @badIuckspace]

oh, SHIT! It’s the horny police!

[🪄 Kamek 🪄 @badIuckspace]

🎶 Don’t go looking around my closet, -–

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/INFLATION/?! I GIVE YOU THE POWER OF GOD AT YOUR FINGERTIPS, and you use it to look at INFLATION?!?