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[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

Here is poet Varavara Rao, accused of facilitating supply of M-4 guns and QLZ87 grenade launchers to Naxals, justifying and rationalising the cold-blooded murder of our brave Jawans. Supreme Court has granted him permanent bail on medical grounds.

The archetypal Dimagi Naxal.

[Varun Kumar Rana @VarunKrRana]

Imagine your entire narrative taking a massive hit because the US President holds up the ECI as the global benchmark for election integrity.

Must be hurting real bad today. I totally understand.

[sumit kalra @sumit1kalra]

राहुल गांधी का इंटरव्यू ध्यान से सुने:
जब महात्मा गांधी को इंग्लैंड में ट्रेन से धक्के मार कर निकाल दिया तो मेरे परनाना नेहरू को बहुत गुस्सा आया और वो अपने कजिंस के साथ इलाहाबाद रेलवे स्टेशन पर गए और कुछ अंग्रेजों को फर्स्ट क्लास के डिब्बे से बाहर निकाल दिया
1️⃣ महात्मा गांधी को इंग्लैंड नहीं बल्कि अफ्रीका में फर्स्ट क्लास के डब्बे से बाहर निकाला गया था
2️⃣ जिस समय ये घटना हुई नेहरू की उम्र 3 साल थी
देश का दुर्भाग्य है कि ये विपक्ष का नेता है, क्या स्तर होगा उनका जो इसको अपना नेता मानते हैं
इस वीडियो को देखने के बाद अभी भी कुछ लोग इस प्राणी को प्रधानमंत्री देखना चाहते है।
पर हमारे कई राज्य के विपक्ष के नेता उसको घास भी नहीं डालते 😝😝
सिर्फ महामुर्ख और चरण चाटक को ही पप्पू में भविष्य दिखता है

[Boiled Anda @AmitLeliSlayer]

21 gun salute to whoever made this video 😂😂

Watch till the end 😂😂

CC: @ravish_journo 😂😂

[Rupa Murthy @rupamurthy1]

This is, by far, the funniest video of @RubikaLiyaquat . Love, love, love the way she mimics CJP chief spokesperson Saurav Das’s English accent while simultaneously taking the entire gang to the cleaners.
🙌😆

[BhikuMhatre @MumbaichaDon]

Yusuf Pathan hits Mahua Moitra out of stadium for a Sixer.😂😂😂

"Pradhan Mantri Ji ka invite aaya hai toh jaroor jayenge"

Mahua was saying 3 Mu$£im MPs of NCPI will return to TMC😂😂😂

[Arun Pudur @arunpudur]

⚡Pakistani TV channels " We need Rahul Gandhi to become India's next Prime Minister and Congress party must return to power"

"This will end India's global interests and reduce Hindus to second-class citizens once again"

What our enemies know 30% of 🇮🇳 Hindus don't know.

[KJ @badKJ]

@JaipurDialogues Kejriwal ka @&&

[Aakanksha🇮🇳 @Charu_on_X_x]

Even Modi ji and Amit Shah is shocked to see this 360° change of Saayoni Ghosh..

Now if Rahul Gandhi is Hamza,She is Rizwan of BJP..

Software successfully updated..😂😂😂

[Dear Men @Dear_Men_Life]

Barkha & Ashutosh Made Fun of CJP's High Moral Ground Like AAP

Barkha:
"Dipke told me that don't make me Hero."

Ashutosh:
"Listening these words, I remember Arvind Kejriwal"

Barkha:
"That's why I'm saying this looks like Dejavu"

"We have seen this movie ( Anna Andolan)"

🤡

[BALA @erbmjha]

Congress IT Cell declared Rahul & Priyanka brave for standing in rain. Then a journo released the behind-the-scenes footage.

Multiple umbrellas were available but they were shooting 20-sec reel.

He should fire the PR team immediately 😂

[KJ @badKJ]

@coolfunnytshirt Kya hutiye log hai... If everyone else is carrying an umbrella and there's an entire building to run inside... Just standing for a photoshoot... Shows how clueless they are about the world

[The Analyst @Jerry566f]

R-Truth has always been hilarious. Which of these is your favorite R-Truth moment?

[KJ @badKJ]

@moronhumor I love that part of the National Anthem where they say "Hindu Muslim Sikh Isai... ek doosre ki kare kutai". Just forgot which country's anthem that was

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Heartbroken & so inspired 💔💔🙏🏽

The Commonwealth Games is becoming a daily roll-call of young Indians who have emerged from unimaginable hardship & horrors to win gold.

Look at 23-year-old judoka Asmita Dey, who is now the first Indian to win Commonwealth Games gold in the women’s 48kg category.

7 months ago, she lost her father to a brain stroke. A bicycle mechanic who earned barely ₹300 a day, he raised his family in a mud house in a small village in Tripura. When a knee injury threatened Asmita’s career, he found the money to take her to Delhi for treatment.

Even as the family mourned, Asmita’s mother urged her daughter to return to training, believing that abandoning the dream would betray everything her father had sacrificed for.

She now stands on top of the Commonwealth Games podium with a gold medal around her neck.

[KJ @badKJ]

@INCIndia Never actually understood, what Congress gains through these self goal posts... Either it's part of an intricately designed masterplan, or is sheer RaGa level stupidity.

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

ASADUDDIN OWAISI -

"I recommend Government to create AI-based question bank containing one lakh questions"

"There should be no human interface in this"

"Biometric should not fail at Exam Centres"

"It will be an anarchy if people start believing in results through protest, they'll stop believing in Parliament"

[Mahesh Vikram Hegde 🇮🇳 @mvmeet]

Rahul: My mic is off. Please switch it on

Speaker: No, it's already on. Go ahead and speak

Then Rahul himself switches off his mic and claims,
See, my mic is off.

With cameras rolling, MPs from other parties present, and the Speaker right there, if someone can stage such a drama in full public view, it's quite unbelievable

[Amit Kumar Sindhi @AMIT_GUJJU]

Rajdeep: "Your leader Rahul Gandhi, the LoP, created a real stir in Parliament today during the Lok Sabha debate when he claimed that Amit Shah had authorised the use of pellet guns against students and demanded his resignation"

Chidambaram: "If the LoP made that statement, I assume he will take responsibility for it. I can't comment on a statement made by him in the Lok Sabha."

Chidambaram also said: "Has an inquiry been ordered? Have you or your reporters been called to testify in the inquiry?"

Rahul Gandhi's own leaders don't take responsibility for his statements because they know he never speaks the truth. He only comes to Parliament to tell lies.

Watch the full video. Chidambaram is clearly distancing himself from every statement made by Rahul Gandhi.

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

Destroyed CJP in 5 mins 🔥