Bad Will

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

I love how everyone is appalled at the very concept of arresting the President of Israel, like we didn’t black-bag the President of Venezuela earlier this year.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

i love how centrists continue to do this thing where they say “if DSA becomes more front and center in the party, republicans will run on that!” as if the right doesn’t just say absolutely anything on and run on shit like peanut the squirrel or litterboxes in school bathrooms

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Coldsteel The Hedgeheg (2013)

[emotional swaggage @bigdogsdieyoung]

The Odyssey is gonna blow my mind when i watch it on tubi in 6 years

[Jacqueline Sweet @JSweetLI]

Jesus is antisemitic because he’s non violent may be the funniest antisemitism claim ever on here

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

You can read The Epic of Gilgamesh, written four thousand years ago, and think “wow, these people who lived in a time and place I can barely conceive of felt the same feelings of grief and loss I do.” That’s why people read the classics!

[Neet @neet_sol]

A nationwide “worker shortage” and 5 round job interviews existing simultaneously is pretty funny

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

I said this about AI well over a year ago. Using it to diagnose and fire people with medical conditions so they lose their insurance AND their income is somehow even more heartless and evil than I’d predicted.

[ꪝe @_wej01]

My UBER driver in Baltimore told me he just got out of an ICE facility, that he spent 8 days in Washington and 51 days in a facility in Arizona. His wife reported him missing, cops had no idea ICE had taken him. He said, “She thought I was dead.” He’s an American citizen. Took them that long to realize it. This is just one guy. There’s thousands...

[DC Rat ☭ @dirtycityrat]

people say the suburbs have “low crime” because familial and domestic abuse don’t count as crime to them

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

The Real Crazy Frog Bros (2007)

[Election Digest @ElectionDigest]

Zombies don't exist. These are people. They are human beings.

[🎀louanalao 🇱🇨 @nyanyanyan01]

A 15 minute drive is an hour bus ride. Do it back and forth and you’ve spent 4x as long commuting and wasted 2 hours of your day.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The solution was obvious in hindsight.

[Elmo @elmo]

Happy Gotcha Day to Elmo’s paw-some puppy, Tango! 🐾🐶 Elmo loves you very much! ❤️

[🖕🙂🖕 @c4nnsaw]

I always thought the pink panther solved mysteries or some shit but he's just this gay dude who bothers people

[john @john_wilddog]

mitch mconnell coming back to congress looking extremely youthful and healthy with a suspiciously lindsey graham shaped belly

[DJ burger 🍔🐯🎵 @bigcatburger]

Hugging my tree which I LOVE

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.