Ee Em Em Aye

Sardonic communications professional who likes clever people, good books, op shopping and funny jokes. Owner-operator of Emma Makes.

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@StephDyhrberg The whole thing and 👌🏻

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How many scans do you have in the COVID tracer app diary for this week?

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@_snozzberry_ Oh yes! He’s the absolute pits. What a piece of manipulative shit.

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@ebryantnz @whickity01 Faaaaarrrrrr

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@whickity01 @ebryantnz I go to Badaro - it’s expensive and worth every cent.

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@Knhannah When I was a kid and stayed at my friends house they didn’t buy extra fish and chips for me, she had to share hers 😬

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@HouseOfBoomNZ I wore my velvet tee today - and it was LOVED. At least six unsolicited comments and a few feel ups (on my arm).

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@AshleaGee Read, make Instagram stories

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@meganjwhelan Yeah but what have you done with them? 🏰

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@chrissybizzz YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

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@BexGraham Just once an older woman in the supermarket said something like ‘we’ve all been there it’s really hard being a parent’ - waaaaaay more useful than everyone else’s judgey staring.

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@LaceEatenLegs It took me a year to train H and there were several issues, some medical. I’m here from aged 5 to say she does the whole thing by herself now (even wiping her bum). It is possible. You’ll get there even when it seems more likely that aliens will land on earth.

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@ParryKylie I’m lying on the couch in my togs after two hours at the pool.

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@ParryKylie 27.7!

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Back in my togs.

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@amscraig @MaoriRandom + 1 to that!

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@ParryKylie Oh no don’t be - you were in front of me as we were disembarking.

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@ParryKylie I saw you Twitter celebrities on the train today but didn’t get close enough to say hi. What a great reason to come to town.

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@meganjwhelan You are fabulous and I’m stunned but mainly that you were so composed you could deliver a killer response.

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@Becs Can’t wait for the photos.