Sam🇵🇸

a dumpster fire of my dumb thoughts.

[Sam🇵🇸 @bad_idea_ftw]

My dream job is to work at Waffle House

[Sam🇵🇸 @bad_idea_ftw]

@GovBillLee @MariaLeeTN Didn't think you'd ever look dumber than this moment but here we are, queen.

[Sam🇵🇸 @bad_idea_ftw]

@Truth196211 @GovBillLee Of course he hasn't, he's a drag queen himself?

[Sam🇵🇸 @bad_idea_ftw]

@GovBillLee Yet you supported school vouchers....I think you want all the kids to go to a private drag school like you.

[Sam🇵🇸 @bad_idea_ftw]

@shay_sweatt No fr the survival is the dad being stuck with her, moms on vacation compared 💀😭

[Sam🇵🇸 @bad_idea_ftw]

@GovBillLee This you?

[Sam🇵🇸 @bad_idea_ftw]

@parrirain @_lizharvey I guess people did not have careers before chatgpt?

[katie @katefeetie]

the first person to invent a browser plug-in that blocks you from having to see any AI "art" is gonna be a millionaire

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

tossing out the first amendment so that students can’t criticize a foreign country

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

how come these cameras never work when men are running around the city punching women in the face

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

did you guys know mr beast is 26? that is somehow both older and younger than I thought. you could tell me 37 or 21 i’d be like yeah checks out but 26??

[Angelo Giuliano 🇨🇭🇮🇹 @angeloinchina]

1940
Nazis humiliating a jew

2024
Settlers making fun of a Palestinian woman after the occupation authorities forced her out of her home in the Sheikh Jarrah neighborhood in Jerusalem.

[#StopCopCity @ChuckModi1]

You can find this level of detail at any protest. The key is Al Jazeera let her speak. U.S. corporate media has no interest in educating viewers, but mostly dumbing down protest & would cut her off w/some dumb shit “but do you condemn Hamas?” Truth is not media’s goal here.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

if you’re a rightwinger, society is generally catered to you. they have no empathy so theres not many social issues they care about, that’s why they have to make up conspiracy theories like “there’s a psyop to make you hate the family unit” or “trans cabals run the world”

[Bes D. Marx🔻 @BesDMarx]

no hamas, no human shield, no tunnel. no stupid excuse to spin why flattening that sign serves "israeli defense". once more showing what zionism has been at its core from the beginning: ethnically cleansing the whole of palestine, its people, its identity.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

never letting spotify create a playlist name again

[ebonically intelligent papi 🌻 @julianakilrose]

Y’all let Macklemore drop a song like this before you.