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doin your mom

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@Timcast that’s a cute talking point timmy, did you russian handlers give it to you or did you come up with it all by yourself

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burger king

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just a glimpse into my dark reality. a full stare into my twisted box of lego would make most simply go insane

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there should be a word for being racist against men. i will think of it one day and get back to everyone

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nightmare blunt rotation

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taylor swift is just Tool for women

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you can say anything as long as you’re wrong

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@kool_anonymous amazing very sexy and smart you got a boyfriend? aha

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taylor swift spotted around town with 18 follower shitposter mike penis

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@theghostdeer @tmorello i prefer the way we did it in the 40’s

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there is nothing less cool than a sleeveless jean jacket

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now i am become gay the sucker of penises

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pee isnt stored in the balls? thats just Big Bladder talking

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that feel when bipolar runs in your family but all you get is ocd

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@IwriteOK you have to be a pretty weak ass military to be derailed by diversity training anyway

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@RanaForoohar @columbiajourn was gonna say the tattoo is cringe but then i saw the sea of blue checkmarks saying “iphone vuvuzela” so nvm

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wes anderson is when frame subject in center. the more center the subject the more wes andersoner it is

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@alex_navarro legit question for rural tattooine moisture farmers - how do i kill the 30-50 feral banthas that run into my yard in 3 to 5 minutes while my small kids play?

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due to my newfound commitment to non-violence, i will not rest until everyone i have been kicking in the balls will no longer be kicked in the balls

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@RightWingCope @VaushV they shrunk his shoulders. made him look soft