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[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Addicted to telling my friends in extremely low-level government positions to “intervene” on various things

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[anna击🌸💕 frank teeth CEO @anna_gvf]

my coworker is the definition of talent in the hands of a jester i’m crying

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

Clapping on the doorstep at 8pm every Thursday for the M&S cookie bakers

[im_putchi @im_putchi]

hey

[rage baiting aggy @DfishAfish]

My girlfriend just changed her profile pic and name on ig.. #whatdatmean

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[Microwave ☭ @caffeine_me_now]

This Job Market is fucking brutal man

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

one of my favorite things on earth is my clit

[jackie sturka @jackiesturka]

girl put the all purpose flour down 😂

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they working the fck outta me my phone still on 100 percent

[Witch @witchwounds]

hello little boner why are you here even

[AshDHD 🦭 @ash_dhd]

These vapes gettin out of hand how the fuck is there a big ben flavour hahahahahahaha

[leoni @badassfish3]

@kittyxc6kr he was alone i’m scared he was going nowhere ever

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