the baddest of mooses

well, here we are

[the baddest of mooses @badassmoose]

@spicyalien5 Hi im her grandpa

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Good day for a W!

#fightforiowa

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@minxxyskye1 I ain't got anything else going on....

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Happy Birthday Kinnick Duitsman!
9 looks good on you

#fightforiowa #homecoming2023

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@susiestellarx So do we fill out the application on line? Are there benefits?

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@hawkhatesyou

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@vitrolent @slo_xoo @SaycheeseDGTL Damn, I was omw here to say this 🤣🤣🤣

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@naughtywriter2 I ask my wife where shit is on purpose. That way she thinks I'm an idiot. Life is way easier that way

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@BeanzGotGamez @NextLevelFOX He was absolutely the Next Level. Should have won.

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So while delivering to a Turkey Processing plant today, I saw a sign for dayshift boning...

I went ahead and put in my application

[KᗩᑕƳ 🍁🦋🍁 @jacyandle]

Places you can stay for free:
* Your lane
* Out of my business

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Waiting for a unicorn to come shit on my face so I can have a day of sunbeams and fucking rainbows and shit

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was gonna tell my TC that she was bein replaced with a new one, but then membered that neither have a fuckin clue who I am...so there's that

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Step 1) tell wife she is just as pretty as that hot girl over there
Step 2) make odd comparison about wifes ass
Step 3) watch world burn

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Twist the knife when you stick it in me so I know it's real

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@msbettyblack That's fair, you enjoy that long dick hun

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@msbettyblack But what about balls deep? I mean shit it can't all be about you. Jesus Christ

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@msbettyblack What's this "bottom out" thing of which you speak?

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So @AndySamberg claims to have started fake rap. I call bullshit, Vanilla Ice started it back in 1991

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There's a 100% chance if you smile at me I've already imagined me inside you