Ryan

Float like gravity, never had a cavity

[Ryan @badbadting]

Dentist: so, have you been flossing?
Me, with bleeding gums from vigorously flossing two hours before for the first time in months: haha yes

[Ryan @badbadting]

It’s a requirement that you must be one of the following when posting about your new job on LinkedIn:
-Thrilled
-Beyond pumped
-Humbled and honored
-Fully torqued

[Ryan @badbadting]

Snapchat geo filters really had a chokehold on people. As soon as you touch down in a new city, you start swiping through the options like “which filter is gonna be the biggest flex to let people know I’m in Atlanta rn?”

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

This is what I picture when someone signs an email with “Cheers,”

[Ryan @badbadting]

None of my homies are yankee doodle dandy

[Ryan @badbadting]

We used to be a proper country

[Ryan @badbadting]

What’s the fun in chicago having the worst air in the world if we can’t have the mysterious blade runner orange sky that new york got

[Ryan @badbadting]

Thanks for posting a story about your new ig post boss! Would’ve been a damn shame if that one slipped past me

[Ryan @badbadting]

problem is the kids these days are watching too much tiktok and not enough tedtalk

[Ryan @badbadting]

I feel like everywhere I’ve lived,
I’m always last stop on the UPS line. Can’t even imagine the luxury that comes with estimated delivery time being 8am sharp every time

[Ryan @badbadting]

A small thing that irks me is when people take stairs two at a time. Goofy asses looking like inspector gadget

[Ryan @badbadting]

Every app on my phone rn is saying something about healthy lifestyle changes, but @untappd is asking me about setting beer goals for 2023

[Ryan @badbadting]

On ESPN2 😔

[Ryan @badbadting]

Lookin like basketball season came early. The 3-3 Sooners face off against number 19 Kansas

[Ryan @badbadting]

Seeing way too many grown men downtown heading back to the office toting the adult happy meal smh

[Ryan @badbadting]

Y’all play these computer games way back in the day? Had the windows XP rippin with the dial up back then

[Ryan @badbadting]

Wish there was something in between a workday and PTO, specifically for Mondays. Like “here but takin it easy”. I’m around, but not really interested in hopping on a call. It’s the ramp up to Tuesday

[Ryan @badbadting]

Toto Wolff is just Mark Ronson in 25 years

[Ryan @badbadting]

The boys really did the thing on this disney movie tho

[Ryan @badbadting]

Ope just gonna scooch past ya there

[Ryan @badbadting]

Success

[Ryan @badbadting]

Voraciously scouring the internet for a subtitled pic of Kendall Roy saying something is “nut nut”